Justin Gaston abducts Miley

[love123]

http://i42.tinypic.com/m7qjwj.jpg



It was in the tabloids that Justin wanted Miley to divorce her parents and run away with him…..
OMG!!! They were right…
There I was in Franklin Tennessee when Justin landed his cool shiny spaceship, put on his human suit and beamed himself through the transporter to the parking lot. Miley was just walking out of the restaurant after kissing a monkey named Coco who once landed on the moon in 1973. Mileys mom arrived in the parking lot on the back of her one legged Unicorn to pick up Miley when Justin ran across the parking lot and picked up Miley and began to run with her against her Moms wishes.
Justin screamed out that he was going to take her away to the dark side of the Moon far away from her loving family once and for all….
Miley screamed and cried and then laughed cause she knew that is what she secretly wanted…To get away from her parents and divorce them…
Without her parents she can stop singing and pusue her dreams of becoming a marching band leader and donating her time to professional sweater knitting. She is hoping to be ready for the 2012 Olympics….
The picture had to be taken in Black and white since Justin is not actually human and when he touched Miley she became an Android too.
Everyone knows you cannot photograph Androids in Color!!!
So…..You can continue to read the trash magazines and add my story to them or you can know the truth…
Miley loves her parents…..and is not divorcing them anytime soon…




source: http://www.liesangeles.com/

[swe3t23]

cute picture of them

[thinklikepink]

wow umm....what a load of ......
thats the stupist thing ive ever heard...but some ppl would actually belive that....

[Julia--Miley]

bahahaha i love that picture xD
who the heck would be believe that?

[love123]

wow umm....what a load of ......
thats the stupist thing ive ever heard...but some ppl would actually belive that....

you mean the story that i post
or the story about the divorcing thing from stupid mag. ?

[apogeum]

Mocking the tabloids like that is one way of dealing with them :P.

[fperson14]

AWW,
i love that picture.

and eh.
but i love the story, hahaha

[SeSaSe]

It's good to see her having fun.

[swe3t23]

candid pictures like that one... always captures a lovely moment... the black and white makes it even more better.

[C_City*]

Haha....imagine if TMZ or someONE picks up on this story & tries to pass it off as real!!!

I wonder if he just took a photo and then made the spoof story afterwards. Or if it was intentional...

Really cute picture :)

[MileyIsAnAngel]

thats from saturday. thats exactly what they both wore at wildhorse.

miley's cute..but he still looks like a creeper with the gross hair and white tshirts.

[kezajones1]

OH EM GE....THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON!.......just kidding, thats funny lol

[dontwalkaway]

awwwwww cute

[Lynnaque]

best picture EVER. and i must say i am falling even more in love with her outfit. that jacket is greatness. but aww. adorable.

[~girlzjustwannahavefun~]

Wait, there's nothing written on the alien's hand! Or am I blind?

[Amandinha]

Awwwwwwwww omg.
So cutee.

and lol.. the story is hilarious.

[mileycyrusrox454]

cute picture.
but why would they write that. NO ONE is that stupid.

[C_City*]

cute picture.
but why would they write that. NO ONE is that stupid.

It's a joke. It's a spoof article reacting to a story about Miley that was doing the rounds recently.

[Miley Is Beauty]

Awwwwwwwww, that is just total cuteness!!! :D

[Rachel123743]

aww cute picture.Love the story lol

[NancyDrew]

After the heart attack I had, I found this pretty funny.

[Lynnaque]

After the heart attack I had, I found this pretty funny.

lol i was just thinking about how yero would react at seeing this headline.

[NancyDrew]

Well, because of yero conversations with me, I can never read those stuff again.

[perilousgirl]

Wonder if Miley would dare to use her phone as a weapon?
We should see this picture soon with Victoria's head on J. :)

[Rockin_Miley]

thats a cute picture, mind the outfits

[cookie monster]

Whoa Baby ;O

[MileyIsAnAngel]

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/12/30/justin-gaston-just-cavalli-ad/#comments

HAHAHAHAHA

[Lynnaque]

lol ouch.

[MileyIsAnAngel]

even they couldn't print that horrible head of hair

[NancyDrew]

Hehe! :lol:

[Lynnaque]

it was for the good of humanity. our ~eyes~, you know?

[MileyIsAnAngel]

that is very true. we should all be thankful.

except i really can't tell where the hell he is in that picture. i see like..one jeaned leg and a hulk-like arm. i don't get it.

[kezajones1]

lol almost as funny as the pea lady and the knee lady on the tv atm

[Lynnaque]

i see like, an elbow? his positioning doesn't seem to obey the laws of physics, erm.

[C_City*]

:11: I can't believe he had Kate Moss, laying on top of him.

She's like the biggest supermodel in the world. When I first heard about this I wasn't sure whether to believe it or not lol.

[kezajones1]

:11: I can't believe he had Kate Moss, laying on top of him.



i hear its not that hard to achieve

[C_City*]

i hear its not that hard to achieve

ooooooo :lol:

I know Pete Doherty right...:11:...wth?

[perilousgirl]

Is this an ad for a couch?
I think she's on his back.

[MileyIsAnAngel]

tori, i keep looking at the dude with the cellphone in your sig..and i really don't know why.

i guess because just for a second, i thought it was a gun and you were sending out a secret message.

[perilousgirl]

tori, i keep looking at the dude with the cellphone in your sig..and i really don't know why.

i guess because just for a second, i thought it was a gun and you were sending out a secret message.

Golly. I was just going for pensive Miley, alone in a crowd.
But yeah, I guess if you don't look too close it could look like a big gun.
Wonder if that dude still has the picture he took of the backs of two girls heads? :)

[NancyDrew]

lol. I'm late about the Kate Moss comment. But :roflmao:

[Amandinha]

:11: I can't believe he had Kate Moss, laying on top of him.

She's like the biggest supermodel in the world. When I first heard about this I wasn't sure whether to believe it or not lol.
No shes not, lol.

Gisele Bundchen is. :D
Kate Moss is like on the top 10 though.
but there are still more supermodels before her I think.
Shes on the top 5 anyway.

and ouch...
I don't get that picture either.
I see Justin's back, nothing more.
But back in november his hair was not that long... it was much shorter.

[skatergator777]

Justin's back is strange looking in that pic.

[V-ball Baby 101]

I think star maginzie would actually put that in thier mag. with all the stuff they say about miley

[tanningbry]

That's a crazy story. Who's gonna believe that?

[MileyIsAnAngel]

the point isn't for people to believe it. the point is to make fun of the ridiculous stories going around about her wanting to emancipate from her parents..

[Lynnaque]

omg you GUYS. JUSTIN. from two years ago. why does he look 14?

http://i40.tinypic.com/x43fd4.jpg

[love123]

Haah i saw that on myspace =]^

[skatergator777]

omg you GUYS. JUSTIN. when he was miley's age. i kid, but:

http://i40.tinypic.com/x43fd4.jpg


thats hysterical. Love the haircut lol.

[C_City*]

omg you GUYS. JUSTIN. when he was miley's age. i kid, but:

http://i40.tinypic.com/x43fd4.jpg

Oh my gosh lol.

Where did you find that?

[MileyIsAnAngel]

he looks so much better (and younger..which is what that relationship needs to shut everyone up about the 4 year age difference) with shorter hair.

not like that though. he looks like the lego guy.

[Rockin_Miley]

He does look better in the older pic posted.

[MileyIsAnAngel]

i agree. better compared to how it is now. i think his best hair was either on nashville star or that day we first saw them together leaving the church.

[Rockin_Miley]

With the way it looks now, i think any shorter look would look good.

Except shaved..

[MileyIsAnAngel]

ugh i have a problem with shaved heads. guys just shouldn't shave their heads when they still have hair. when you're 40 and balding, you'll regret it.

[HideUnderMyPillow1425]

that was the most hilarious thing i have ever read. "Miley's mom arrived on her one-legged unicorn.." hahahahaha

[tanningbry]

the point isn't for people to believe it. the point is to make fun of the ridiculous stories going around about her wanting to emancipate from her parents..
Oh. Well, I just didn't read the whole story.:54:

[perilousgirl]

omg you GUYS. JUSTIN. from two years ago. why does he look 14?

http://i40.tinypic.com/x43fd4.jpg

Why is he wearing an NCAA National Softball Tournament t-shirt to his agents office? That is WAY beyond random and strikingly odd. On the other hand, is could shed light on his family - perhaps has a sister who plays/played college softball or a sibling/parent who coached the team.

[Amandinha]

omg you GUYS. JUSTIN. from two years ago. why does he look 14?

http://i40.tinypic.com/x43fd4.jpg
what?!
2 years ago?!?!
how is that possible??
he looks sooo young.
but if you look at his body he looks older because hes muscular.
but wow such a baby face, lol.

[xxxtifannyxxx]

wow, people changes so fast. :o

[Jadentheman]

Dude this photo looks like this guy could pass has her older brother or father. NastY!!!

[MileyIsAnAngel]

its the hair. he's aged 10 years. and puts 10 pounds to his face as well.

[Mileygirl10]

Wow...

[smiley-miley-fan]

Justin needs a haircut. Miley should not let him out in public until he takes care of that issue.


When I first heard the phrase "Justin abducts Miley" it was on my phone on oceanup. I had no internet access for days and was desperate for a quick Miley fix lol. The site was being all stupid so I only saw that title, no picture. I was like :11:.

Last time I trust my phone for Miley news :28:

[MileyIsAnAngel]

hahaha that would have sucked. i've done that before. the thread title was like "please don't let this be true" (it wasn't anything lol) and i couldn't bring the page up on my phone lol

[smiley-miley-fan]

It was like death. The whole car ride home I was like "OMG. WTF."

That was a long 8 hours.

[kezajones1]

It was like death. The whole car ride home I was like "OMG. WTF."

That was a long 8 hours.

his hair may do it one day

[.:annie:.]

Justin looks really scary

[Rockin_Miley]

I personally, would rather have someone abduct justin and give him that hair cut, against his will

[MileyIsAnAngel]

i'm pretty sure no one here would disagree.

or..at least, no sane person.

[C_City*]

I have visions of Justin growing a pony tail + joining the WWE.

[MileyIsAnAngel]

i put money on a mullet

[dontwalkaway]

as requested

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b216/greendayisgood/mileyjustin.jpg

[MileyIsAnAngel]

i find that picture more tolerable.

[flutesinger262]

Haha

[perilousgirl]

LMAO! Oh GOD that is great. Thank you Victoria!! That's exactly how you would look.

[dontwalkaway]

lolol thanks i just took it from my miley pose photo

[vanessaroxs14]

wow umm....what a load of ......
thats the stupist thing ive ever heard...but some ppl would actually belive that....
haha i know what you mean :P

[krrristin]

ooo i have the phone she has!
sounds like a bad rumor with a lack of creativity lol.

what in gods name is she wearing?!

[nailzee]

I'm always wondering why people actually believe that someone can be serious with that story. Or refuse to read the thread before they post an answer.

[dontwalkaway]

ooo i have the phone she has!
sounds like a bad rumor with a lack of creativity lol.

what in gods name is she wearing?!i'm gonna take a wild guess and say a jacket, ripped tights, a shirt, and a bag

[skatergator777]

this is such a random question but it has to do with justin, has he ever had a clean cut shave?

[MileyIsAnAngel]

no. he likes the trashy/unkempt/"i don't care" look.

[NancyDrew]

Oh, I'm so late but I just saw the pic of Victoria. :lol:

[skatergator777]

no. he likes the trashy/unkempt/"i don't care" look.


yeah i thought so.

[NancyDrew]

And he does it so well too!

[skatergator777]

I think he just wakes up gets off of the couch in miley's living room and starts his day without even doing anything to freshen up.

[love123]

Miley neeeeeed to take justin out to shopping !
and i mean buy stuff for him !! or help him. give him some fashion tips for goodness sake

[perilousgirl]

Miley neeeeeed to take justin out to shopping !
and i mean buy stuff for him !! or help him. give him some fashion tips for goodness sake

I'd be stoked if he just wore normal jeans that could zip all the way up.

[NancyDrew]

Omgosh, I bet you're right Erica! :O

^lol. :lol:

[MileyIsAnAngel]

if you can't zip up your pants all the way, and you can vividly see the outline of your cellphone, then your pants are too tight.

it's one thing for a girl to wear pants that tight. it's another for a straight (? ;)) man to. hell, miley's pants look baggy next to his lol

[NancyDrew]

Totally agree! ;)


:lol:

[Yero34]

it's another for a straight (?


Hee. So glad I'm not the only one who thinks that.:54:

[perilousgirl]

His hair looks a bit shorter, or maybe he just remembered to brush it.

[MileyIsAnAngel]

or washed it.

or it looks shorter by comparison..ya know, since he's holding hands with BR.