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SmileyMileyRay
04-23-2008, 05:01 PM
I was searching for info on Miley's new book when I came across this article. Very interesting, and a little dissapointing, to say the least. :S


Miley Cyrus Autobiography Only Twelve Pages Long

New York, NY -- Split-personality teen idol Miley Cyrus elicited a huge squeal of delight from her young fans yesterday by announcing her forthcoming autobiography.
The seven-figure book deal—a stunning contract for a 15-year-old entertainer's memoir—rocked the publishing world as well as the Hannah Montana star's ardent admirers.
In a groundbreaking departure from normal conventions, the entire Miley Cyrus life story fills only twelve pages in the oversized hard cover volume, and most of those pages are blank.
"We paid top dollar," said Disney-Hyperion Books editor Donna Tagliani, "but we saved money by not hiring a ghostwriter. Miley told the story in her own words."

"There wasn't a lot to talk about," Ms. Tagliani continued, "and I think we are correct in assuming Miley's fan base would mostly use the empty pages for drawing hearts and writing little flame notes."
Environmentally friendly though it may be, this type of targeted publishing is bound to alienate some of the multi-talented Ms. Cyrus's most dedicated supporters.
"The lack of pictures will certainly be a turn-off for middle-aged men who would buy the book for non-literary purposes," Ms. Tagliani added.
Interest in viewing Miley Cyrus's naughty bits has reached an all-time high, and demand is being fed by incidents like the recent release of photos candidly exposing the nearly-nubile young pop phenom's goodies.
One image appears to present Ms. Cyrus posing in a recording studio and provocatively tugging at her underclothes, an act she insists was misconstrued.
"I accidentally dropped a microphone down my blouse," she explained. "I was just trying to get the cord untangled from my bra."

mileycyrusrox454
04-23-2008, 05:02 PM
What? Thats silly!
Now I'm not getting it.
but it's not out, how do they know?

Backstroker495
04-23-2008, 05:03 PM
i'm very confused....

SmileyMileyRay
04-23-2008, 05:05 PM
i'm very confused....

What are you confused about? I'll clear it up as best I can...:)

mileyraycyrus
04-23-2008, 05:07 PM
hurm.....

Backstroker495
04-23-2008, 05:08 PM
What are you confused about? I'll clear it up as best I can...:)
lol i'm just lost. :o
i don't get the second half of that :P:P

pinkpolkadots96
04-23-2008, 05:08 PM
im sure its not just going to be 12 pages.
no one would buy that.

Amandinha
04-23-2008, 05:10 PM
"I accidentally dropped a microphone down my blouse," she explained. "I was just trying to get the cord untangled from my bra."
What?!
She said that? I doubt it.
I really do.
I am so confused.
I need to hear straight from Miley to believe. ^^

SmileyMileyRay
04-23-2008, 05:11 PM
lol i'm just lost. :o
i don't get the second half of that :P:P

ahh...okay.:)

Rockin_Miley
04-23-2008, 05:12 PM
See if thats true then THATS why she should wait till shes older. Not only would it be longer but she could write it herself. If its only 12 pages im sorry but that would be themost pointless autobigrahpy EVER

OH PUHLEASE she was NOT trying to get the cord intaggled from her bra. If she really did say that then shes TOTTALY lieing . Oh ya every time i fish out a mic cord from my bra/shirt , i always take a pic and make a seducitve loking acetowards the camera. OH W/E!! I mean did you see the pic? she was lower her shirt to show her bra . Heck she wasnt even loking down her shirt to make it seem like she was getting the cord. Note im not bashing or anything and im not saying "that slut" or anything like that . I just really think that pic is real ;)

Besides i thought when you record you have those perfesional mics that are hanging?

That article is bull.

apogeum
04-23-2008, 05:12 PM
If you look at the original source of this http://smithismyrealname.typepad.com/my_weblog/2008/04/miley-cyrus-aut.html you can clearly tell it's a joke article.

SmileyMileyRay
04-23-2008, 05:15 PM
If you look at the original source of this http://smithismyrealname.typepad.com/my_weblog/2008/04/miley-cyrus-aut.html you can clearly tell it's a joke article.


OMG... someone PLEASE close this... now. I feel so dumb.

♥Shizzle♥
04-23-2008, 05:46 PM
i'm very confused....

dido! :S

Kaitlin
04-23-2008, 06:52 PM
They are kidding.
Miley is only 15 which means it's absolutely insane she's already writing an autobiography.
They're saying she has nothing to write so most pages will be blank.

I heard about it on Fuse's The Sauce,
Steven was joking
and he said she would write about her early days in tennessee
how her dad inspired her and such,
and they said that that was before she could talk.
haha.
Steven and Jared are so funny though. :]
I kinda agree; I think she should wait until she's older so it can be a little better?
She only has 15 years to write about and I doubt she remembers half of them.

I'll close this for you though, now that it's cleared up.