Things Voldermort Would Never Say

[FairyPrincess]

What you have to do is write a sentence you believe Voldemort would never say...

I'll start:

"I can't believe France beat Brasil at the Football World Cup!I wanted Brasil to win!"

[HammyHenry17]

"I want a McDonalds toy puppy!"

[FairyPrincess]

"Lets go and break a window!"

[princess of theed]

"No, I wanted the pink one!!!!"

[indianrockyeah]

"Come on Dumbledore I want to go on the merry go round"

[ReminisceOnMemories]

"Go tell Harry that I want an autograph from him!"
xD

[indianrockyeah]

"I love Hermione"

[AnnaBanana]

Voldermort: "..Yes..Yes..I want the extra cheese. Thanks." *hangs up* "Harry, I got extra the cheese, is that cool?"

Harry: *sighs*

[indianrockyeah]

haha

"Harry I am your fathers brother aka your uncle"

"yea right...."

"your right, i am your aunt actually"

[new_york_girl]

"Harry Potter do you want go and meet Hannah Montana with me, and then we can buy pink stuff-animals bunnies?!"

[new_york_girl]

haha

"Harry I am your fathers brother aka your uncle"

"yea right...."

"your right, i am your aunt actually"

that was a good one!

[indianrockyeah]

thanks

[SillyTenaciosVampire]

come to the dark side..
we have cookies :D

[indianrockyeah]

"you know i was once on the good side until i had a piece of chocolate"

[MUFFiNZ]

"i lyke, get my drivers license lyke, this shyar!"

[ shyar = year. xD ]

[indianrockyeah]

haha nice one

"Dumbledore could I take harry and go outside and have a magical duel with him?"

[SillyTenaciosVampire]

haha i wonn. you lost
i won you lost
nah nah nah nahhh!

[AnnaBanana]

haha

"Harry I am your fathers brother aka your uncle"

"yea right...."

"your right, i am your aunt actually"


HAHAHAHA!:lol:

Voldermort [to Wormtail]: "Should I wear my red top or my green?"

Wormtail: "Red."

Voldermort: "I KNEW IT!!" *runs off to change*

[MUFFiNZ]

"Lyke, ehl oh ehl, it was so oh em jee, i was arr oh eff ehl!"

[princess of theed]

"Harry, I've got the new Vanessa Hudgens CD - wanna come round to listen?"

[SillyTenaciosVampire]

"omgomgomgomg...Wormtaill"

" yes master"

"ITS THE JONAS BROTHERSS!"

[princess of theed]

*dancing* "We're all in this together..."

[jasondolleylover1]

lets go to chuckie cheese!

[AnnaBanana]

*dancing* "We're all in this together..."
HAHAHA!:lol:

[mileyfanforever101]

*holds a tea cup*

tea party anyone?

*everyone stares*

[MikeWatson]

I own everything to Harry

[livelaughjonas2208]

"I am in complete love with musicals!"

Voldmart: "Harry wauna see High School Musical 3 with me?"
Harry: "Are you out of your mind?!"

[livelaughjonas2208]

"OMG!! Harry did you get the new Gossip Girl book?"

V: "Why does everything have to HAPPEN to ME?"
N: "HEY! That's my line!"

"Mommy Harry keeps on beating me up."

[princess of theed]

"If you've been in an accident at work that wasn't your fault, we can help. Just call this number..."

[destinydreamer]

Harry is strong.

[princess of theed]

"Do you think I'd have a chance with Vanessa Hudgens if she ditched that Zac Efron?"

[WiLDoNE0457]

I Love Harry Potter!!!

[ILoveDeltaGoodrem]

harry is my idol!


haha

[WiLDoNE0457]

I have a date with Hermione tonight

[Brainiac_Courtney]

I hate ham.

[celebstylerules1008]

i fancy ron

[Brainiac_Courtney]

"I love you baby"

[WiLDoNE0457]

Hagrid, do you want to have tea with me?