Ways to get kicked out of Walmart...

[mileycyrusisluv]

Okay its simple come up with your best ideas to get kicked out of Walmart, othing too gross, and nothing ina propriat pleae!

Examples:
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Hide in clothes racks and when people walk bye yell "PICK ME, PICK ME"
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"
6-pick a meat at the deli and when the lady takes it out yell thats wrong and when they try to put it back yell "NO NOW THATS BAD"
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-attempt to fly off a high shelf
11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
12-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section and when people walk by tell them "come in dude this is the coolest place in here" than cough loudly.
13-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8... When you get there yell at any random person "HERE YOU GO" Throw the employee on the person and run
14-grab some clothes put them on find a mask put that on than run around scaring people.


Go ahead! You do not have to put numbers on them tho

[x3Meghan ily]

is this a gamee????
if so then..................
-go down a aisle a take yerr hand on a shelf and mak everything on the shelf
fall to the fall and run!

[indianrockyeah]

did u actually do this stuff? l.o.l.

[Vanessa Hudgens Fan 11]

Yell I love hannah montana then knock all the hannah stuff off the selves

[monster411]

scream something random, then throw random bars of soap at people, then go to the clothes section and try random stuff on, then run to the make up and do random make overs on people. (make 'em really ugly) then go up to staff and say, "YOUR UGLY". Then run away :)

[x3Meghan ily]

-yell a famous persons name really loud. make a scene
-take pictures. they HATE that

[None]

Play hide and seek in a walmart.. That worked for us :O

[x3Meghan ily]

OMGG!! im soo gunnaa do that^^

-ughh breakk the glass candles?
-go in the guys boxer section and yell "Rapee!!"
-yell realllyyyyy louuudddd

[None]

lol...
Ask if they sell big mac at the counter... Tried it too :P

[x3Meghan ily]

go in the womans bra section
grab the biggest bra possibly and put the hanger into random
people shirts.....it works!!! haha.

[None]

Scream... "THIS IS CHEAPER AT WINNERS!"

[SupaStaRrMiley92]

scream "CODE 4 IN HOME APPLIANCES" and see if anybody comes running.

[None]

Start a rap battle in the food isles

[SupaStaRrMiley92]

lol only you..
throw around something breakable to see how long it takes to actually break. then run.

[HannahMontana_9]

-hide in a coat rack and refuse to come out
unless someone doesnt buy this cute top

[Miley_roks_my_soks]

-Set all the alarm clocks to go off at every ten minute throughout the day.
-see how many pple u can fit on thoes mini rides in the front of the store
-Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so
long!...” etc. See wat they do
-Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “...I’m Batman. Come, Robin—to the Batcave!”



haha ive done sum of these but iv neber got thrown out :P

[HannahMontana_9]

-run the cash register and sneak to the telephone speaker and ask for an employee to fix aisle 4

- aruge with the cashier that these papertowels really cost $2 not $5 and you wont buy them.

- shoplift..

- tell a shopper that you just saw ashley tisdale walk out of the store and trick her into running out of the store screaming

[Vanessa Hudgens Fan 11]

Tell a shopper Miley Cyrus walk out the door then tell her to follow a random person

[kaylovestigers]

-ride around the whole store with a bike that's not your size screaming 'the tiny people are back!!!!!!!!'

[AnnaMontana]

Stand outside with a sign that says, "Wal-Mart sucks, go to Target!" and start a riot. :P

I used to do this all the time on a different forum. x]

[b1gg3r than us]

-Stand in an isle that has no one in it and scream "OMG ITS MILEY CYRUS" as loud as you can

-Sneak water baloons in and throw them in the electronic sections

[faded_jeans_1993]

omg, i luff these threads! mondo fun!

-Eat animal crackers from the shelf and then suddenly throw them down in disgust and yell "THE ELEPHANT TASTES JUST LIKE THE GIRAFFE!!" and then whisper "thats just not right..."

-Make funny faces in the security cameras

-Throw skittles at people and yell "TASTE THE RAINBOW!!"

-Whack the manager with a pillow and yell "Pillow fight!"

-Ride around on a bike singing "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes."

-Go up to the gun counter and press your face up to it and just start laughing hysterically and dont move, no matter how many ppl loook at you

[mileysbestpal164]

i have one

-buy a pack of skittles and walk around throwing them at random people and yell "TASTE THE RAINBOW"

my friend did that but i was with her and just walked behind her and laughed. luckily no one caught us

[Metallic_Love]

omg you guys have some good ones!

-get on the floor and pretend to have a seziur, and when someone comes to ask if yehr okay say "PLEASE! i'm trying to meditate!" then start twitching again.

-go the the phone section and have a loud obnoxious conversation with .. well.. no one. haha. talk into a phone.^^

-listen to a CD lyke with the preview machines and sing along on the top of your voice.

i'll do more later

[hannahmgirl]

-Set all the alarm clocks to go off at every ten minute throughout the day.

-see how many pple u can fit on thoes mini rides in the front of the store

-Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so

long!...” etc. See wat they do

-Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “...I’m Batman. Come, Robin—to the Batcave!”




haha ive done sum of these but iv neber got thrown out :P

lol which ones?

[mileymontana411]

-ride bikes around the store dinging the bells very loudly and obnoxiously.

-have a hula hoop competition in the food aisles.

-sing very loudly [doesnt matter what song]

-put a pillow under your shirt, go in the baby clothes section and ask people if you think this shirt is cute for your new baby. [this works best if you are pretty young]

-buy silly string and have a war in the parking lot and make the people clean it up. i did this at a video store.

[vanessarox14]

- push all the try me buttons on toys and run away

- grab random cds and put them in the preview machines and blare them as loud as you can. at the same time

- grab a random buggy and ride it down the aisles

*funny thing is, ive done all this stuff, and most of the stuff you guys posted, today and whenever i am in walmart lol*

[LotsaBigHearts]

LOL. Do what my mom did... Accidentally hit your son with your purse and start laughing. Then have yout son cry... You'll get put out. Trust me!

[kaylovestigers]

-walk up 2 the manager and scream ' this store is wack!i'm going 2 target! '
then run
-take all of the hula hoops and throw them on random ppl
-take a marker and write on the manager's face

[Miley_roks_my_soks]

lol which ones?

a couple like
-the electronic rides one but it was in the mall
and we got i think 7 teenagers on it
-ive also don the this is cheaper at...
- push all the try me buttons on toys and run away

and a couple more

SOME MORE:P
-(requires 2 pple or more) 1 person/goup starts singing the song that gets on everybodys nerves,
and the segond person/group sings the song that never ends and see who can scream it the loudest
in the middle of the isle:P

-buy something that costs like $10-30 and pay 4 it all in coins (nicles, pennys and dimes prefered)

-press the costamer service buttons and hide and when the helper pples walk away prees it again
(do it for a while)

-melt chocolate in ur hand untill itlooks like crap and run around waving ur hands in the air screaming
"ANY BODY GOT ANY TOLIT PAPER!"

-start eating M&Ms and scram "THESE ARE DEFECTED SOME OF THES HAVE W's ON THEM" and throw a
huge fit

-"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see wat they do


LOL

[faded_jeans_1993]

-buy something that costs like $10-30 and pay 4 it all in coins (nicles, pennys and dimes prefered)


my brother was gonna do that! except he was going to pay in all pennies, and when he needed one more he was gonna be like "oh, sorry, need another penny" then walk away

[snuffalicious06]

some of the ones you guys said, i've done before
here's another one
- go up to an employee with loads of different items that are clearly marked with price stickers and ask them 'how much is this?' then when they tell you ask about a different item. then one your done ask them if they could possibly put it all back for you as you can't afford anything.

[Miley_roks_my_soks]

MORE MORE MORE
ok

-As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look terrified and scream,
“AHH. DARK MAGIC!”

-Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.

-Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

-“Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.

-When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, get into a fetal position and scream, “No, no!
It’s those voices again!”

[cupcake]

I have some. But you guys have some better ones =P

-Take sharpies you didn´t pay for, write on people´s shirts, act like a movie star or a famous person and say "There you go. Don´t worry. It´s a Sharpie. It won´t come off." Hold up the Sharpie and wink at them. (Do this to several people)

-Go to the candy section and take Ice Breaker sours from the shelf and ask a random person "How long do you think i´ll be able to hold these in my mouth without spitting them out?!?". Do this again only this time ask a different person "How long do you think it´ll take 7 of these to melt in my mouth??"

-(If there is a McDonalds in your Walmart) ask for 94726482748 Big Macs and ask them to make it in 10 minutes and claim you need all of those to feed all of the people in an Airport because you´re going to catch a plane to Milwaulkee.

-Drop yourself on the floor and start medatating. When a person asks what you´re doing, take their hand and pull them to the ground and make them start medatating with you.

-Go to the licor section and look around for a good 60 seconds. Then, make a worried face and go up to a random person in the same aisle and ask "But why is the rum gone?!" and run away.

That´s all I can think of. =P
Some are pretty funny.
The second to last is kinda lame. =P

[HannahMontana_9]

-buy a something that was 50% off a week ago and argue with the employee that it only costs $10 when it really costed $20.

[smileymiley91]

I, obviously, don't live in the US, so I don't really know much about Walmart, but I did this one time in a department store:

-take random different CD's, preferably rock, and put them in all the stereos and turn them up really loud and then run, run like the wind!! When I did this I almost got caught, so it works better if you do it as a group! lol!! It was so funny they got really really annoyed!!

Play hide and seek in a walmart.. That worked for us :O

lol! Yeah, me and my friend and his sister played Hide and Go Seek in Spotlight, (a fabric store), once, it was soo funny we almost got thrown out of the store they got so annoyed! lol! :))

[kaylovestigers]

-(during Halloween) take a scary mask and put it on.follow random people around the store quietly.then suddenly out of nowhere pop out and scare them!!!!!

[pinkpolkadots96]

hahaha i looove all these they r so funny!
but i cant think of any
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[x3Meghan ily]

-ride bikes around the store dinging the bells very loudly and obnoxiously.

-have a hula hoop competition in the food aisles.

-sing very loudly [doesnt matter what song]

-put a pillow under your shirt, go in the baby clothes section and ask people if you think this shirt is cute for your new baby. [this works best if you are pretty young]

-buy silly string and have a war in the parking lot and make the people clean it up. i did this at a video store.

i am soo gunnaa do the
pillow with my friends,
lol.

[Rebeccal997]

put on a bra over your shirt and say, "Oh no, it got me" and start falling to the ground like it's attacking you.

[samster911]

find a High School Musical poster or doll..since they're like everywhere there and scream 'OMGGGGGG IT'S ZAC EFRON OMG ZAC EFRON.!!! ITS THE ZAC EFRON!!!!! OMGGGG *high pitch scream* ZAC I LOVE YOU.' run to the the thing and start huggingg and kissing it.

LAME yeah...but i did something like that..i didn't run and kiss it. it was a vanessa hudgens' poster...it was an add for neutrogena and i went all OMG ITS VANESSA HUDGENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP. lol..i started freaking out :P and the ppl were just looking at me..and i was like..uhm...k.

[moosjawskachywan]

Go to the beer aisle and shake all the cans :P

[jasondolleylover1]

omygosh!!
i read a whole
thing about this 1ce..
it wuz frikin hilarious!!
there's 1, but she's
already done it...
go up 2 a cashier,
say code yellow
in aisle 7, walk away,
and see wat happens....
ask if u can call ur mom
over the fone & get on the
intercom over the store &
say sumtin totally random....

[moosjawskachywan]

Walk through the store carrying a sledgehammer you got off the shelf (walmart here sells sledgehammers)

[jasondolleylover1]

i cant think of
anymore!!
lol

[Emily_Gatton92]

Go into a dressing room..stay in there a while then randomly yell "theres no toilet paper in here!"
hehe

[destinysmiles!]

go to the intercom
n yell;: r u ready to rock!!!

[adolphin]

a couple like

-the electronic rides one but it was in the mall

and we got i think 7 teenagers on it

-ive also don the this is cheaper at...

- push all the try me buttons on toys and run away


and a couple more


SOME MORE:P

-(requires 2 pple or more) 1 person/goup starts singing the song that gets on everybodys nerves,

and the segond person/group sings the song that never ends and see who can scream it the loudest

in the middle of the isle:P


-buy something that costs like $10-30 and pay 4 it all in coins (nicles, pennys and dimes prefered)


-press the costamer service buttons and hide and when the helper pples walk away prees it again

(do it for a while)


-melt chocolate in ur hand untill itlooks like crap and run around waving ur hands in the air screaming

"ANY BODY GOT ANY TOLIT PAPER!"


-start eating M&Ms and scram "THESE ARE DEFECTED SOME OF THES HAVE W's ON THEM" and throw a

huge fit


-"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see wat they do



LOL
My mom told me that she went to the gas station and said the the person was dissapointed when she paid for her gas ONLY in coins!

[xxmileyluverxx1234xx]

Oh, meh and meh friends did this at K-mart, but it could work for walmart;

Go to the intercom roomie thing. Keep saying Walmart sucks. Go to K-mart or go to Target. We did that at K-mart and this guy got reallly mad at us and called our parents. it was sooo funny.

[moosjawskachywan]

The simplest one in the book (there's a book on this?): Run through the store!

[kaylovestigers]

The simplest one in the book (there's a book on this?): Run through the store!

i've done this plenty of times and i have never gotten kicked out for it!

[mileycyrusisluv]

a couple like
-the electronic rides one but it was in the mall
and we got i think 7 teenagers on it
-ive also don the this is cheaper at...
- push all the try me buttons on toys and run away

and a couple more

SOME MORE:P
-(requires 2 pple or more) 1 person/goup starts singing the song that gets on everybodys nerves,
and the segond person/group sings the song that never ends and see who can scream it the loudest
in the middle of the isle:P

-buy something that costs like $10-30 and pay 4 it all in coins (nicles, pennys and dimes prefered)

-press the costamer service buttons and hide and when the helper pples walk away prees it again
(do it for a while)

-melt chocolate in ur hand untill itlooks like crap and run around waving ur hands in the air screaming
"ANY BODY GOT ANY TOLIT PAPER!"

-start eating M&Ms and scram "THESE ARE DEFECTED SOME OF THES HAVE W's ON THEM" and throw a
huge fit

-"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see wat they do


LOL

I started laughing like really hard at these!

[destinydreamer]

Make animal noises at the top of your lings in the middle of the store (trust me, it happened. (it wasnt' me) )

[Miley_roks_my_soks]

I started laughing like really hard at these!

lol

[Amy Lee Fan]

I once pretended to cry and then all these people were saying like, "Are you ok?" or "What's wrong.
Once there was like 20 people I got up and said," Syke!' and ran away. I got caught and they made me leave.
xD
It was hilarious. I told my dad because he picked me up and he laughed. xD

[Mz.HannahFan]

Open a bottle of soda spit in it and put it back on the shelf! :P

[ZanessaHeadstrong-x3]

Rip up paper and throw it at people yelling happy birthday.

[moosjawskachywan]

i've done this plenty of times and i have never gotten kicked out for it!

Did you RUN? As in, just ran through the store? I think it was a Walmart employee who told me not to run. I'd think if you just ran through the store and didn't listen to the people when they told you to slow down, you'd get kicked out eventually. :P

That one with the paper is good! :lol:

Go to the home stereo aisle and turn the biggest, highest-powered one of them all the way up. Ask if an employee can come listen to a sound it's making (act like it's making a popping sound or something that's not normal). Tell them it was on the radio, on a known good station. When they turn it on, BAAAAAAAAAAMM!!!!!! I've been blasted by stereos myself, but I was the one who turned the volume up, and I didn't realize how much I'd turned it up until it finally turned on.

Only problem with something like this is if the employee is cautious and turns it down before they turn it on. :P

[TeenPopSensation]

Some of these are so funny.

I would stand at the door and talk to random people as they come in like employees have to do. Apart from i would say strange stuf

[indianrockyeah]

take random pictures on a digital camera of employees print them out do something to the pics and give it to that employee and say "here's my autograph" (idk)

[TeenPopSensation]

Hehe. thats funny ^^

[new_york_girl]

kick the manger

[ttly_miley]

run around wal-mart in a bathing suit and goggles [snorkle if possible] and sing, "WHEN YOU'RE SITTING ON THE JOHN AND THE TOILET PAPER'S GONE, BE A MAN," *clap, clap* "USE YOUR HANDS!"

[TeenPopSensation]

Haha... ^

[indianrockyeah]

kk, that was a little funny but also disgusting

[TeenPopSensation]

i would maybe put on like 10 jackets and 10 chains or necklaces then go up to an employee and start talking like a gangsta!

[smileymiley91]

Get some confetti, then open it and toss it all over the place, while shouting "HAPPY NEW YEAR!!". LOL... I did this once, and it was like the middle of the year. It was sooo funny!! :lol:

[FairyPrincess]

:PGo into walmart and throw tomatoes at people to see if tomatoes stain clothes.

[mileycyrusisluv]

Nice ones!

[LoVeJKRAS]

dance through the aisles in a bikini singing hannah montana at the top of your lungs.

[Mnkygrl957]

go to sleep on some bean bags in the middle of the night (me and my friend did that)

[mileyfanforever101]

try on a bunch of chotles
and run thought the store scareming

[LoVeJKRAS]

heres an obvious way:
steal stuff. you will definitely be kicked out.

[Mnkygrl957]

yep^^^^

play in the toys,lie down on the little kids couches,and move everything around!!!

[mileyfanforever101]

open stuff

[Best_Of_Both_Worlds]

hahahaaaa.
use some mouthwash then put it back.
make sure people are waching.

[indianrockyeah]

play w/ the toys until they break actually done w/ me and a friend

[mileycyrusisluv]

Rofl!

[pinkpolkadots96]

ha. i love the mouth wash idea... thats greattt
hahaha

[mileycyrusisluv]

The other day in walmart I t ried the voices thing and the radio thing, the radio thing didn't turn out so well, i pranked my self

[smilez]

Open a pack of m&m's, eat a few, then put it back.

In a card, write something like, "I know what you did last summer".

Swing a baseball bat to "see how it works"

Ask a sales lady/man where the diapers or. Your explanation: "I still haven't learned how to use a toilet." or "I still wet the bed."

Get a really obnioxious cd and put it under the sampler and turn it up all the way.

Take the testing cell phone and pretend dial and talk very obnoxiously.

Pretend to not know what you're doing, and "accidentally" knock some stuff off the shelf. Recommended: Cards, Clothes, little debbie snacks, the candy at the front of the store where the cash register is

[SmileyMiley13]

Ride the little kids tricickles(sp?) around the store yelling "wheeee!"

Turn some music on the sampler in the music section up all the way and dance up on random people

Go down the little kid aisle and press the "try me" buttons on all the toys so that it makes alot of noise

Wear really short shorts,no shoes and a cutoff tshirt and talk lyke a hillbilly

go around waving at random people saying things like "hey!" and "i haven't seen you in forever!" and "wats up man?i like missed ya last night at that party!"

[smiley_smiley_miley]

Look really scared and when someone looks at you scream loudly I just want to be normal and start crying and then run away.

[pinkpolkadots96]

^.hahaha sounds funnnnyyy.^

[mileycyrusisluv]

Open a pack of m&m's, eat a few, then put it back.

In a card, write something like, "I know what you did last summer".

Swing a baseball bat to "see how it works"

Ask a sales lady/man where the diapers or. Your explanation: "I still haven't learned how to use a toilet." or "I still wet the bed."

Get a really obnioxious cd and put it under the sampler and turn it up all the way.

Take the testing cell phone and pretend dial and talk very obnoxiously.

Pretend to not know what you're doing, and "accidentally" knock some stuff off the shelf. Recommended: Cards, Clothes, little debbie snacks, the candy at the front of the store where the cash register is
with tha baseball thing, use a baseball to 'test out the bat and the ball' that will grab more attention

[Rockin_Miley]

this isnt realy finny and was probably mention beofore, but try on underwear and walk around asking people if they like the or if you should buy the thong instead. lol and start telling people about a rash you one got on your butt when you didnt wear cotten underwear.

1. Wait by the exit, and when somebody goes by throw an item in their cart.

2. Go to a clerk and ask, *Where can I find clothes as ugly as yours? I want to laugh at people wearing them.* Then laugh in his/her face.

3. Set up a tent in the camping department, and pretend you are camping and ask everyone to bring a pillow.

4. Run around screaming, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[mileycyrusisluv]

good ones

[babyblue232]

Have you guys actually done this stuff?

[deannadynamite94]

Knock over things in the aisles...

Call the employees names, or talk bad to/about them...

[ashley3242]

go to the department where you try on clothes and when you go in there wait a couple sec. peek you head out of the door ands say the don't have any toilapaper in here :)

[mileycyrusrox454]

Hide in a clothing rack and grab
the persons foot.
Whisper "You will die in 7 days"

[therocker92]

take 2 rolls of toilet paper from the bathrooms, soak one in water and throw the wet one at people and throw the dry one over the isles.

[glowpeanut]

Ride some bikes or skateboards around and around the store.

Take a swig of pepsi and not buy it

[D.H.C]

Omg Me And My Firend Did Alot Of That Stuff And Omg We Took A Wet Floor Sign And Moved It On Carpet And We Did Alot Of Other Stuffed And They Laughed At Uslol But My Other Friend Did Everything And They Got Kicked Out Lol!

[Mnkygrl957]

well umm grab clothes and thn go into the clothing rack and change then start trowing the clothes out at ppl!!!

[FrenchGirl15]

These are SO funny!!!

Take ALOT of friends and each of you take a cart and play follow the leader and yell, "I think I can, I think I can!"

[FairyPrincess]

Do the YMCA in front of the entrance of the store

[MileyFan_4_Ever]

Take The Bikes And Ride Them Around The Store, Once Workers Start Chasing You And Telling You To Get Off, Go Faster And Park The Bike In The Clothes Or Food Section!

My Cousin's Friend Did That Once When We Went To Wal-Mart, And We Got SOO Close To Getting Kicked Out! :P

[Purple_Panda]

Hug the CEO randomly when he is talking to the kiss-up manager.

[MileyFan_4_Ever]

Oh, Also... Here's A Few More.
My Cousin, Her Friends, And I Did This In Meijer Once.
It'll Probably Have The Same Effect At Wal-Mart I'm Sure.

- Carry Around A Pineapple Shouting At People "Look! I Got A Pineapple! Look At It!" Or Start Singing "Who Lives In A Pineapple Under The Sea?!" Really Loud.
- Sit In The Aisle With All The Soap And Stuff, And Then Whenever Somebody Tries To Grab Something, Yell At Them "HEY! STOP! THAT'S MY SOAP! PUT IT BACK!" And Then When They Do, Say, "Oh Wait, Nevermind. That One Isn't Mine. The Other One Is."

The Second One We Did A Little Differently, Since There Was A Group Of Us, But It May Possibly Turn Out The Same.
Take Note Though, That My Cousin's Friends Do Completely Random And Stupid Things, So If You Try These Things Out, People Will Be Sure To Stare :P

[xoxo Babii xoxo]

me and my friend went up to some
worker and said "bonjur vere de parapulles?"
which like means hey, where are the umbrellas.

and she got really annoyed.
then i kept tripping infront of
people, to annoy her even more.
lol.

[Purple_Panda]

go to sleep on some bean bags in the middle of the night (me and my friend did that)

Did they kick you out or anything? What happened?

[SmileyMiley11]

Scream really loud when you anything of Hannah Montana. (It works)

[FrenchGirl15]

Try to get people to do the Hokey Pokey with you!

[smile4milez96]

Scream really loud when you anything of Hannah Montana. (It works)
Haha this girl at walmart at like 8:30pm she was like "OOOO! Mommy oh my gosh its hannah montana! Please buy it please!!!!!!!!!!"

[SmileyMiley11]

Haha this girl at walmart at like 8:30pm she was like "OOOO! Mommy oh my gosh its hannah montana! Please buy it please!!!!!!!!!!"

HAHA!!

Go up to an employee and keep asking them random questions.

[kaylovestigers]

Clog All The Toilets In The Bathrooms!!!!

[SmileyMiley11]

Spit spitballs at people hehe! :P

[HannahMontana_9]

-running around with ur shopping cart bumping into people.
-going up and down the elevators over and over.
-hide in a clothing rack and give people tips on wat to choose to bye until they get freaked out.

[Mileygirl10]

Lolz.
- Grab a rubber chicken and start running around and hitting people with it
- Change the time on all the alarm clocks [ In the clock section] to late at night

I've got more though...

[mileycyrusisluv]

lol, most more

[SmileyMiley11]

run around singing really bad and loud!

[FairyPrincess]

kick random people

[bubblebunny13]

tell them how you REALLY feel about when they tell you to smile

[bubblebunny13]

barf at mcdonalds

[jruiz54]

no shirt no shoes, lol

[mileycyrusisluv]

this weekend Im planning on going to walmart, woo!

[SmileyMiley11]

Pretend your a cashier :P

[mileyfanforever101]

moon everyone
jump around on the bed stuff.

[SmileyMiley11]

Follow people around the store and keep smiling at them when they turn around! :P

[sing2theLord]

if there are a lot of people in the toothbrush aisle, grab one and a tube of toothpaste. run to the bathroom [make sure there are people in there, too. and preferably some employees]. open both the things, and brush your teeth. then run back to the tooth-stuff aisle, and put it back.

around Christmas, go in the Christmas department and set up a tree. decorate.

[jesusfreak]

Lolz this is funny...
1. OK here we go...I walk up to a worker and jabber in russian.
Worker: What?
Me: Ruski?
Worker: What?
Me: You speak russian?
Worker: No.
Pakistani?
No.
German?
No.
Chinese?
No.
Hebrew?
No.
Italian?
No.
Spanish?
Yes!
Me: * nods excitedly and jabbers more in russian *
Worker: gets disghusted and goes away.
I got up to another worker and say things with a russian accent like "vere ees dey munkeys?"
2. Pick up fruit and go up to random people and yell "DOES THIS LOOK GOOD TO YOU?!?!?!?!?"
3. Sit and stare blankly at people.
4. Stand if front of the door with a sign that says somebody's name, then when you don't see anything go up to a worker and ask, "is this the airport?"
5. stand by the clothes section with two signs, a green checkmark and a red X, and when ppl pick out clothes, hold up a sign. Then confuse them by putting both signs up.
:))

[MileyRox1174]

Haha these are HILARIOUS! I most of them saved on a Word document :P

Credit to http://www.retro-charm.net/panicattack/ (apparently it doesn't exist anymore or something, cause I got these a LONG time ago):


1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
34. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
42. Two words: "Marco Polo."
43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
45. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink, explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
*BONUS* Attempt all of the above during the same visit.

[SmileyMiley11]

Get a shopping cart and fill it with tons of junk and go to the cash register to pay and wait for them to scan everything and then say "oops! I don't have enough money!" and then run out :P

[Destiny9910]

go into the men's bathroom with oversized bras and sit on the urnal and when someone comes in to do there buisness say.Take a seat and wait your turn to use the dressing room"

[SmileyMiley11]

Poke Employees.
Poke them hard :P

[jelly_bean]

ask people if you can "borrow" their carts then run off with it while laughing evily.

[SmileyMiley11]

haha :P ^

Have your own sleepover at Wal-Mart :P

[smilez]

-Spray different purfumes all over the cosmetics aisle, and if anyone asks, "I can't choose between these 10 perfumes."
-Take a mini sharpie from the check out aisle and write your name beautifully on one of the shelfs.
-Grab one of the big bouncy balls and start bouncing on it around the store.
-Grab a random and annoying cd and play it under the tester and turn the volume up very loud.
-Get a baseball bat and ask a random person if it looks weird when you swing *note: make sure you aren't in a narrow aisle. Unless you want to be kicked out of the store, go ahead.
-In a narrow aisle, go slow if someone is behind you.
-When a croud walks past you, pull your pants up very far and *optional* scratch your booty.
-Put on a pair of earrings, bracelets, necklaces, and watches. Go up to an employee/random person and ask "Do these flatter me?"
-Pick out two different sized bras and ask a rondom person "Which do you think would add more support?"

[SmileyMiley11]

Put some clothes on at Wal-Mart and then run away with them on