Hannah Montana meets Harry Dresden

[savvinaynay]

Part 1....

Harry: "I can't believe I'm going to a Hannah Montana concert. Why?"
Murphy: "Because Anna wants to go and I have to work."
Harry: "Are you forgetting something?"
Murphy: "What?"
Harry: "I don't do well with technology. Do you want me to destroy everything?"
Murphy: "You wouldn't do that. You'd be too scared of the mob of angry fans."
Harry: "Well, it's not something I'd do on purpose....."
Murphy: "Oh come on. Do it for me."
Harry: "Fine, but you owe me big time."
Murphy: "I always owe you something..." (rolls eyes)

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Jackson: "Wake up, sleepyhead. We're in Chicago."
Miley: "Already? That was a short trip. I could barely call that a nap."
Jackson: "That's because it was more like hibernation than a nap, you've been asleep for like 12 hours."
Miley: "Yeah, right."
Jackson: "Miles, I know you were asleep, I was watching you the whole time."
Miley: "And why were you watching me?! Don't I get enough stalkers without my own brother joining them..."
Jackson: "What can I say, it was entertaining. You must have had one weird dream to be screaming and kicking like that. (laughs) I got pictures."
Miley: "Jackson... You better run!" (jumps out of her bunk to chase down and attack her brother)

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[*Destiney Hope Cyrus*]

that sounds good! great job Savvi I can't wait to hear the rest

[savvinaynay]

Thanks for commenting!!!

[savvinaynay]

Part 2:

Harry: "... you're gonna stay in your seat, and you're gonna listen to every word I say. Got it?"
Anna: "Yeah, yeah. You're no fun. How am I gonna see Hannah if I'm sitting down?"
Harry: "Don't know, don't care. Just don't do anything stupid or I'm dead meat."
Anna: "Security'll throw us out?"
Harry: "Your mom will kick my butt."
Anna: "She's not that bad. If she was here, she'd let me have some fun."
Harry: "Well, she's not here, is she?"
Anna: (gives Harry an angry look) "No...."
Harry: "And would you stop waving that dumb sign around, we aren't even there yet!"
(Anna rolls her eyes and puts down her sign)

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Hannah: "Gimme the camera!"
Jackson: "No way. This is going on my Myspace!"
Hannah: "Gimme!!!"
Jackson: "Gotta catch me first!!!!" (runs on stage)
Hannah: (jumps on Jackson knocking him down and tugs on the camera) "Give me that camera!!!"
Jackson: "Never!"
(Hannah raises her fist to punch Jackson)
Tony: "You know, it's hard to mop with you two in the way."
Hannah: (gets up and grabs the camera) "Sorry, Tony. I'll just be... leaving now!!!"
Jackson: "Man! You let her get away with my pictures!" (runs off chasing Hannah)

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[cupcake]

It could ONLY be savvI! More!

[savvinaynay]

I'm working on the next part now. Hehe this is where it gets interesting (and funny).

[savvinaynay]

Part 3.

Anna: "When are they gonna let us in!?"
Harry: "When it's time."
Anna: "When's it time?"
Harry: "You're really annoying, you know that?"
Anna: "Mom says the same thing about you."
Harry: (gives Anna an annoyed look) "Yeah, right."
Anna: "She really does."
(Harry zaps Anna)
Anna: "Ow! Something shocked me!"
Harry: "And it's gonna shock your mouth if you don't zip it."
Anna: (looks at Harry with a mean look) "I hate you."
Harry: "Join the club."

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Jackson: "NO! Not my camera! My brand-new camera... you're so paying for this!"
Hannah: "Well, I can do that easily 'cause unlike you I'm not broke!"
Jackson: "You just wait. I'm gonna get you for this."
Hannah: "Yeah, we'll see. Don't forget, I have bodyguards."
(Jackson pulls his camera out of the fountain and stomps off obviously plotting revenge on his sister...)
Hannah: "Yeah, and don't come back!!!"

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Expect a longer part 4.

[savvinaynay]

Part 4.

Anna: "About time they let us in. When's Hannah coming on?"
Harry: " I don't know."
Anna: "Well find out."
Harry: "I'll find out if you'll stop being a brat."
Anna: "I wouldn't be a brat if you'd leave my mom alone. She doesn't need friends. She has me and my dad."
Harry: "That's what this is about, huh? Well, I've tried leaving her alone."
Anna: "That's a lie..."
Harry: "No, it's not. I know I get her into trouble, but...."
Anna: "Oh my god, it's Hannah!!!! (screams and jumps up and down)
Harry: "Hey, what did I say about staying in your seat?"
(Anna just keeps screaming at the top of her lungs)
Harry: "This is going to be a loooong night."

Hannah: "Are you all ready to rock tonight!?"
(crowd screams)

(Nobody's Perfect plays)
Everybody makes mistakes.... everybody has those days.
1, 2, 3, 4!
Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days, everybody knows what, what I'm talking 'bout
Everybody gets that way...
Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days, everybody knows what, what I'm talking 'bout
Everybody gets that way...

Sometimes I'm in a jam
I gotta make a plan
It might be crazy
I do it anyway
No way to know for.... (lights and music shut off)

Hannah: (screams) "What's going on? What happened to the power?"

Anna: "What's going on!? What did you do?"
Harry: "Oops."

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[mleysueno]

is this the end? if not, more please!!!

[savvinaynay]

Nope, not the end. I'm just waiting for someone to comment. I'll post more now.

[mileyfanforever101]

good read mine http://www.mymostwanted.com/forum/showthread.php?t=39425

[savvinaynay]

Lola: "Hannah! What happened to the lights?"
Hannah: "No clue. But I bet Jackson did it."
Lola: "Why do you think Jackson did it?"
Hannah: "'Cause he's mad I broke his camera. Drowned his camera, actually."
Lola: "Why'd you drown his camera?"
Hannah: "Because I didn't want the pictures he took going on the internet."
Lola: "OK, what exactly did he have pictures of?"
Hannah: "Oh, just Hannah Montana having nightmares."
Lola: "That's just mean. How could he take pictures of that? Is he PURE evil!?"
Hannah: "Probably."

(power comes back on)

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Anna: "OK, the power's back on. I can go back in and see Hannah."
(Harry follows her.)
Anna: "Stay here before you do something even worse! You already wrecked the concert. Stop it before you kill somebody!"
Harry: "I don't get along with technology, I'm not a murderer."
Anna: "Oh really, that's not what I hear."
Harry: "My uncle died of a heart attack. I didn't have anything to do with it."
Anna: "Yeah, right, Mr. Magic."
Harry: "Hey, that's Mr. Dresden."
Anna: "Just stay here and don't break anything else."
(Anna walks off back into the stadium.)

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[savvinaynay]

Comments please?

[savvinaynay]

(Hannah walks back up on stage)

Hannah: "Sorry about that little power-down, ya'll, we're still trying to find out what happened, but hey, a little darkness won't stop us from pumpin' up the party!"
(crowd screams, Pumpin' Up The Party plays)

Hey... get up.... get loud..... start pumpin' up the party now...
Hey... get up.... get loud..... start pumpin' up the party now.

It's the same old, same kind, but we don't care, we're wastin' time
Not so bored that we can't find some better way...

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Anna: "Why are you in here? I told you to stay out before you wreck something!"
Harry: "And your mom told me to stay with you at all times."
Anna: "Just go! What she doesn't know won't hurt her, now don't ruin it for everybody."
Harry: "I don't know about her, but it might hurt me. I'm not going anywhere."

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...Start pumpin' up the party now...

They can't, we can
Parents might not understand
Havin' fun without a plan, but that's what we do
We're all here, let's go, time to make this party grow
Together we can make it blow right through the roof...

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Anna: "If you're gonna stay, promise you won't blow anything up."
Harry: "Promise, as long as you don't make me mad."
Anna: "What does that have to do with anything!?"
Harry: "I didn't blow the power on purpose, you made me mad, I lost control, bye-bye concert."
Anna: "You didn't just do that to tick me off?"
Harry: "Why would I ruin the concert for thousands of people just to make YOU mad? I have the whole car ride home to make your life miserable."
Anna: "Well, thanks for not ruining it all on purpose.... Hey, wait a minute!"
Harry: (laughs) "That was when I was mad at you, I'll be nice."
Anna: "I don't believe you, but thanks."
(some guy bumps into Harry knocking him over)
Anna: "Hey, watch where you're going!"
Guy: "Watch where you're standing!"
Harry: "Watch your mouth!" (shoves the guy)
(loud explosion, Hannah Montana sign blows up)

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(Hannah and the audience all scream)
Hannah: "What is going on!?"
Lola: "This place is haunted!!! Run for your lives!!!"
(Lola runs as far as she can run)
Hannah: "Very funny, Jackson!! Enough! This is low even for you!"
(Jackson walks on stage)
Jackson: "Why do you think I did that? I've been eating sandwiches the whole time."
Hannah: "Yeah, right, mister You're gonna pay for this!"
Jackson: "I'm not that dumb. I can think of something better than messing with the power. That's kid stuff."
Hannah: "Well, sorry, but I don't think blowing up a sign is kid stuff, Jackson. People could have been hurt!"

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Find out what happens next... Is Harry gonna tell her he messed up everything? Is Hannah gonna believe Jackson didn't do it?

[hannahmgirl]

i love it!

[savvinaynay]

Thanks for commenting! Now: the first really interesting chapter.

(Hannah stomps backstage)
Jackson: "Aw, come on! Why would I wanna blow up a sign!?"
Hannah: "I don't know, you tell me."
Jackson: "Miles, wait!"
Hannah: "No. I'm scared, I'm tired, and I'm going to bed. I gotta go early, I have to lock all the doors and windows first. Ya know, thanks a lot, Jackson. Now I'm really gonna have nightmares..."

(Hannah walks off.)

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(Hannah is sound asleep, but not a peaceful sleep, she's tossing and turning...)

Hannah is on stage singing. She looks up... Some sort of monster was standing over her, holding the broken sign.

Harry: "Hey, look out!!"

As the demon dropped the sign, Harry does something that keeps the sign from hitting her and leaves it floating in midair.

Hannah: "Oh my god! Wha... what just happened?! What did you do?!"
Harry: "Long story, let's just get out of here before the demon gets angry."
Hannah: "DEMON? Wha..."
Harry: "Come ON!!"

Harry and Hannah are running out the door of the stadium, running as fast as they possibly can...

Harry: "Get in the car, we gotta get out of here."
Hannah: "No WAY. Are you kidding me? I am NOT....."
(The demon breaks through the wall of the building)
Hannah: "Getting in the car!" (screams)
(Hannah climbs in and they speed off)

Hannah: "Could you be going any faster!? Slow down before you get us killed!"
Harry: "If I slow down, we'll get killed for sure. Now, I'm a pretty good driver so just trust me here."
Hannah: "Trust you!? I don't even know who you ARE and you want me to trust you!? Right now I wouldn't trust my best friend to get me out of this!!"
Harry: "I get it. My name's Harry Dresden, by the way, and I've dealt with way worse than this, so just don't worry about it."
Hannah: "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!? There's a demon chasing me, I'm sitting in a busted-up old car talking to a complete stranger, I have no clue where I am or if I'm gonna live for another ten minutes, and you don't want me to worry about it!?"
Harry: "Calm down, drama queen."
Hannah: "Yes, I'm a drama queen, but can you BLAME me!?" (screams) "Watch where you're going!!!"

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If I get a comment I will post more as soon as I finish which will probably be tomorrow moring 'cause it's bedtime in 30 mins. ;)

[savvinaynay]

Comments please?

[mileycyrusfan1]

Good job Savvi! More more more!

[savvinaynay]

Yay! Now I'll post more!

[savvinaynay]

(Jackson bangs on the door)
Jackson: "Miles? Miles!? Are you okay in there?...."
Miley: (screams) "Get out of here, you monster, leave me alone!"
Jackson: "I... I'm going to get Dad!" (runs off)

(runs down the hall to get Robbie)

Robbie: "Hey, slow down, son, what's wrong?"
Jackson: "Miley. She's back there screaming and saying Get out of here, you monster! You think someone's back there!?"
Robbie: "You ever think that's she's having nightmares again? Last time she fell asleep it was fairies coming to kill her."
Jackson: "But she said..."
Robbie: "Now, ya oughta know by now that she talks in her sleep. If she's dreamin' about monsters, that's why she's yellin'."
Jackson: "Would you just go see?"
Robbie: "Oh, fine, but there's nobody back there."

(Robbie bangs on the door)
Robbie: "Miles? You okay?"
Miley: "Don't eat me! Don't eat me..."
(Robbie pulls something out of his pocket and unlocks the door)
Robbie: "I knew that lock pick Uncle Earl gave me'd come in handy sometime."
Miley: "Help, help..." (screams)
Robbie: "Wake up, bud."
Miley: "Get away, get away, get away!"
Robbie: "Water!"
(Jackson hands Robbie a bottle of water)
Robbie: "Wake up, bud." (pours water in her face)
(Miley wakes up, screaming and panting)
Jackson: "What was trying to eat you?"
Miley: "Jackson? Dad? Why are you back here?"
Jackson: "We could hear you screaming a mile away."
Robbie: "We couldn't get you to wake up, we had to use the water bottle. Must have been some dream."

(Lilly walks in)

Lilly: "What's goin' on? Is it the ghosts?"
Jackson: "What ghosts?"
Lilly: "The ones from the stadium. The ones that wrecked the concert."
Robbie: "Lilly, don't be silly. There's no such thing."
Miley: "Don't say that, Dad!!! I don't need anything else mad at me!" (hides under covers)
Lilly: "Huh?"
Lilly: (uncovers Miley) "Miley, what do you mean anything else mad at you?"
Miley: "I've been attacked by fairies and a demon. I don't want to be attacked by ghosts next."
Lilly: "Fairies? Like Tinkerbell? You're kidding, right? Miley, what are you talking about?"
Miley: "Just don't let me fall asleep."
Robbie: "These nightmares sound pretty bad. What happened?"
Miley: "I was at rehearsal... and a demon... dropped the sign on me, and this guy did something and left the sign floating in midair. Then he told me to run, and the thing chased us... and I almost got eaten!!!!" (cries)
Lilly: "It's okay, Miley. It was just a bad dream. I get them too. Last week I dreamt that Jackson turned into a dinosaur and crushed our school."
Jackson: "Hey!"
Lilly: "It was just a dream..."

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[Miles Of Smiles Rock]

YAY!
Awesome: :)
Write More :))

[savvinaynay]

Lilly: (taking on phone) "Oliver.... you will not believe what happened at the concert."
Oliver: "I heard. Power problems, explosions, what happened?"
Lilly: "Don't tell anyone.... but the stadium was haunted. Ghosts did it."
Oliver: "Ghosts?"
Lilly: "I know it sounds crazy but..."
Oliver: "You see them too?"
Lilly: "Huh?"
Oliver: "Finally, someone else who sees what I see!"
Lilly: "Oliver, you're scaring me."
Oliver: "What did they look like? What did they come to you for?"
Lilly: "I didn't see them, and they sure didn't come to me! You're really creeping me out. Goodbye."
(Lilly hangs up the phone)

Lilly: (to herself) "That could explain why he's always talking to himself..."

Miley: "Lilly, where's the coffee? I need more coffee before I fall asleep."
Lilly: "Over there, see it? Miley, you will not believe it. It's so creepy! Oliver says he sees... Miley?"
(looks around and Miley is gone)
Lilly: (yelling) "I hate it when you do that!!!"

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Miley: "Daddy, I don't know how long I can stay awake."
Robbie: "So, just go to sleep."
Miley: "You're kidding, right? I can't sleep. If I sleep, I'm gonna get eaten."
Robbie: "Just remember, they're just nightmares. It's not real."
Miley: "But it's not like other dreams, Dad. It feels like I'm really there, and I'm not going to wake up. I can't wake up."
Robbie: "You know, if you worry about having nightmares, you're gonna have them."
Miley: "I guess you're right."

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Harry: "Oh, come on, I was nice, I took her to the concert..."
Murphy: "You also shut down the power and blew things up, you could have hurt someone. Bad."
Harry: "Hey, it wasn't my fault. I warned you."
Murphy: "Save it, Harry."
Harry: "Hey, what do you know about Hannah Montana?"
Murphy: "Close to everything, considering my daughter's her biggest fan. Why?"
Harry: "Ah, nothing. Just wondering."
Murphy: "It's never nothing with you. Spill."
Harry: "No. You'll get mad at me."
Murphy: "I'm not gonna be mad."
Harry: "OK... it's kind of a long story, but for two nights I've dreamt about her."
(Murphy gives Harry a weird look)
Harry: "I think something's after her. I've saved her life two nights in a row."
Murphy: (laughs) "You're kidding, right? You saved her life?"
Harry: "Well, only in these dreams. First from Lea, looong story there, then from a spike demon."
Murphy: "Spike demon? Why would a demon come after a popstar?"
Harry: "That's what I want to find out."

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[savvinaynay]

Lilly: "Miley, just go to sleep."
Jackson: "SLEEP! SLEEP! SLEEP! SLEEP!"
Miley: (gives Jackson a rude look) "Nobody and nothing can sleep with you yelling..."
(Everyone stares Miley down)
Miley: ...... "Okay, go already! You're creeping me out!!"
Jackson: "Fine."
(Jackson, Lilly, and Robbie walk out of the room)
Miley: "Alright, just relax.... clear your mind..."
Jackson: (outside the door) "Oh yeah! My favorite show's on! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Lilly: "Teen Court's on! Change it!"
Jackson: "NO WAY! I am not missing this! World's Most Extreme Stunts, baby!"
Lilly: "Gimme the remote!"
(Jackson and Lilly fight over the remote)
Miley: "I give up."

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Lilly: "Just gimme the remote, and nobody gets hurt..."
Jackson: "Sorry.... NOPE!"
Lilly: "I'm warning you... give me that remote!"
Jackson: "Oh really, watcha gonna do, little girl?"
Lilly: "Alright, I warned you..."
(Lilly backflips across the room, grabbing the remote in the process)
Jackson: "Wha?.... How the heck'd you do that?"
Lilly: "Same way I do this."
(Lilly flips Jackson)
Jackson: "Okay, okay, you win! Who knew you were a kung-fu master?"
Lilly: "I'm not. I just REALLY wanna see my show."
(Lilly sits down and flips the channel)

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[flower1]

omg, mooorre! plz :bluesad:

[savvinaynay]

omg, mooorre! plz :bluesad:

Finally, a comment! Thank you SO much!

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(Miley is singing See You Again)

Miley: "I got my sight set on you, and I'm ready to wait...
The last time I freaked out.... I just kept looking down...
I st-st-studdered when you asked me what I'm thinkin' bout...
It's like I couldn't breathe... you must have followed me..."
Miley: "Huh? Who's there?"
Harry: "Hey. Do you know where to find Hannah Montana?"
Miley: (screams) "Oh my god. You're that magic guy.... get out of my dreams!!!"
Harry: "Your dreams?"
Miley: "Yeah... you... and these weird things, and magic, and... Get out of here! I don't even know you!"
Harry: "You're Hannah, aren't you?"
Miley: "How do you know that!? Nobody knows that... GET OUT!"
Harry: "Calm down. It was just a guess... and do you really want me to go? Don't you wanna find out about your dreams?"
Miley: "I.....I.....OK, fine.... start explaining... whoever you are..."

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[hannah#1]

cool savvi!

[flower1]

whats he gonna say?!



P.S i think i need to watch the Dresden Files

[Hsm lover1234]

well done savvi!

[savvinaynay]

Harry: "Okay. Look. First, promise you're not gonna go nuts."
Miley: "I promise, just spit it out.."
Harry: "My name's Harry Dresden. I'm a wizard."
Miley: "YOU'RE A WHAT!? Are you kidding me!? There's no such thing!!!"
Harry: "Hey! That was going nuts!"
Miley: (gives Harry a weird look) "Just tell me why I'm having nightmares."
Harry: "Well... I'm still trying to figure that part out... but I can tell you I've having the exact same dreams."
Miley: "Oh my god... you are seriously insane. I'm dreaming. This is another nightmare. Any moment now something else is gonna come crashing through the door..."
Harry: "I'm not insane, well, not entirely, and no, you are not dreaming."
Miley: "What are those things I keep dreaming about? And don't you dare say you don't know."
Harry: "First, it was my godmother, Lea, real nasty piece of work, then a spike demon I've banished god knows how many times... and next, who knows?"
Miley: "That.... thing is your GODMOTHER?"
Harry: "Yeah, thank you ever so much, Mom...."
Miley: "And that demon thing... if you banished it how was it even there?"
Harry: "A wizard or wizardess summoned it back. We're looking for someone who really wants you dead and is willing to use the Black to make it happen."
Miley: "So... I've got some psycho magic murderer after me? Oh my god. I've gotta go into hiding. I've gotta go in the witness protection program!!! Bye, bye stardom... bye, bye Lilly and Oliver.. bye, bye my life!"
Harry: "That's not gonna do any good. Doesn't matter where you are, they could still use thaumaturgy."
Miley: "Thauma-wha? Speak English!"
Harry: "Black magic, black as it gets. Trust me on that one, I know firsthand.."
Miley: "Oh my god...." (Miley faints)
Harry: "Hannah?"

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[sophiecool]

write more!!!

[savvinaynay]

Harry: "Hey, you awake, popstar?"
Miley: (groans) "Yeah... and call me Miley."
Harry: "Miley? Miley Montana. Hey, I like that."
Miley: "No. Miley Stewart. And if you tell anyone I'm really Hannah I swear...."
Harry: "Whoa, whoa, no worries, I'm good with secrets."
Miley: "Ha. You better be...."
(Lilly walks in)
Lilly: "Hey, Miles! Oh my..... who is that?"
Miley: "Lilly, meet Harry, the cause of my creepy nightmares."
Harry: "Hey, I didn't cause your nightmares! I'm trying to help you figure them out here..."
Lilly: "Miley, can I talk to ya for a sec?"
(Miley and Lilly walk across the room)
Lilly: "What happened to no secrets? And he is WAY too old for you."
Miley: "I don't know what you're thinking, but he is SO not my boyfriend. Ewwww times infinity!"
Harry: "I heard that."
Miley: "Shut up... Private conversation!"
(Harry rolls his eyes)
Lilly: "Miley... what's going on?"
Miley: "Wish I knew.... ugh, this is all way too weird for me."

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[sheen5000]

NICE fan-fic..
its soo cool!

[luv2act]

awesome! more!

[savvinaynay]

Jackson: "Hey, Dad, where'd Lilly go?"
Robbie: "Probably to bed. Like you SHOULD be doing."
Jackson: "That's not fair... YOU'RE awake."
Robbie: "That's cause my show is on. Goodbye... goodnight, Jackson."
Jackson: "Fine. I'll go. But I'm not going to sleep... EVER! You just wait and see. I'll stay awake for all eternity!"
Robbie: "Good luck with that. And keep it down, I'm watching this."
(Jackson gives Robbie a rude look and walks off down to his room)

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Miley: "Look, will you just go? I need to sleep."
Harry: "Oh no, you don't. You're not sleeping. Drink this."
Miley: "Say what? Oh no, I'm not drinking anything you give me."
Harry: "It'll keep you awake. It'll last for about a week or so."
Miley: "I don't care what it does, it looks disgusting."
Lilly: "Gimme it, then! I could use all that time I'm asleep to work on my project."
Miley: "NO! And what project?"
Lilly: "I'm not telling you! It's for your birthday!"
Miley: "No secrets."
Lilly: "Exception to the rule."
Miley: "Darn it."
Harry: "Do you really want another nightmare?"
Miley: "Oh, fine... but I really hate you right now." (drinks potion)
Miley: "It tastes like coffee."
Lilly: "Oooh, can I have some?"
Harry: "No."

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[luv2act]

oph, sweet! yr so good at this, Savvi!

[savvinaynay]

Lilly: "Miley, did it work?"
Miley: "Well, I'm not tired anymore, so I guess..."
Harry: "Thank you, Bob."
Lilly: (laughs) "Who's Bob?"
Harry: "My ghost. Now, see you later, I'm leaving now."
Miley: (rolls eyes) "Finally..."
Harry: "Hey, I heard that."
(Harry opens the window and jumps out)
Lilly: "Whoa... is he insane? We're on the 4th floor!"
Miley: "Yes. Completely insane." (sighs)
Lilly: (looks out the window) "Who could survive a jump like that?"
Miley: "Oh, I don't know... a wizard maybe?"
Lilly: "Wizard?" (laughs) "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard! I wonder if he's a stuntman or something."
Miley: "Lilly, why don't you just go to bed? I wanna be alone right now."
Lilly: "Okay. Time to whoop Jackson at Mario Kart! Vrooom!"
(Lilly walks out)

Miley: (thinking) What am I gonna do? I've got someone trying to kill me, a weirdo trying to save me, and I have a concert in eight hours..... sometimes I hate my life.

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[Miles Of Smiles Rock]

More Dewd 8-)

[savvinaynay]

Robbie: "Hey, Miley! Come on, time to get ready for the concert!"
Miley: (sighs) "Comin', Daddy!"
Lilly: "Miley, what's the deal? I've never seen you so bummed out."
Miley: "I do NOT wanna go out there on stage."
Lilly: "Why? You live to perform."
Miley: "In both nightmares, it all started when I was on stage. Last time I had a concert I almost got killed. Something tells me I need to avoid performing for a while."
Lilly: "Miley, you're being paranoid. Go out there and have fun. And stop worrying."
Robbie: "Miley! Come on, the limo's waiting!"
Miley: "Fine! Ugh....."

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Hannah: (putting on wig) "This look OK?"
Lola: "When doesn't it? If you didn't look fabulous you wouldn't have adoring fans. Duh."
Hannah: "They don't... REALLY only like me for my looks, right?"
Lola: "Sure. Keep telling yourself that."
Hannah: (rolls eyes) "Shut up, Lola."
Lola: "OK."
Hannah: (sighs) "Well, it's time to go on... wish me luck. And if I die, you can have my wardrobe."
Lola: "Good luck. And yay! Your clothes rock!"
(Hannah gives Lola a mean look)
Lola: (laughs nervously) I didn't mean it like that..."

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[savvinaynay]

(Hannah runs up onstage and Life's What You Make It plays)

Don't let no small frustration ever bring you down, no, no, no, no
Just take a situation and turn it all around
With a new attitude everything can change
Make it how you want it to be
Staying mad, why do that, give yourself a break
Laugh about it and you'll see

Life's what you make it, so let's make it rock
Life's what you make it, so come on, come on, everybody now

Why be sad, broken-hearted, there's so much to do, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Life is hard or it's a party, the choice is up to you
With a new attitude everything can change
Make it how you want it to be
Staying mad, why do that, give yourself a break
I know you wanna party with me

Life's what you make it, so let's make it rock
Life's what you make it, so come on, come on, everybody now
Let's celebrate it, join in everyone
You decide, 'cause life's what you make it...

(Hannah falls off the stage and the crowd screams and panics)

Hannah: "Owww.... oh, what happened? I was on the other side of the stage! Wha?...."
Harry: "You OK?"
Hannah: "You! Figures you'd have something to do with this."
Harry: "I was afraid something was gonna happen... You didn't fall on your own, you didn't get across the stage on your own... it's thaumaturgy."
Hannah: (sighs) "Just help me get up. I can't walk."

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[savvinaynay]

Lola: "What happened, Miles? I heard screaming."
Hannah: "I fell off the stage. On the other side of the stage."
Lola: "Why is he here?"
Hannah: "Don't ask me. Personally, I wish he'd just stay out of my life."
Harry: "You know, that's pretty rude, considering if I didn't help you you'd still be laying there being attacked by fans."
Hannah: "Fine. I'm sorry." (Hannah pouts)
Lola: "Are you okay, Miles?"
Hannah: "No, I'm not okay. Bad things keep happening. Every time he shows up."
Harry: "To help you."
Hannah: "And how do I know that?"
Harry: "You'll just have to trust me."
Hannah: "Well, guess what? I don't."

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[savvinaynay]

Lola: "Look, dude, you really have explaining to do. How the heck did you jump out that window last night and not kill yourself? And can ya teach me?"
Harry: "Magic. And no."
Lola: "Darn it. That would be so awesome... wait, did you say magic?"
Harry: "Yeah. How, ya doing, Miley?"
Hannah: "I've been better." (gives Harry a rude look)
Harry: "No need for the attitude." (rolls eyes) "Stars and stones, how'd I get myself into this mess?"
Hannah: "I don't know, but I wish you'd get yourself OUT."
Lola: "Why are you being so rude? He's just trying to help, take a chill pill."
Hannah: (gives Lola a rude look) "Because I don't trust him, that's why."
Harry: "Hey, join the club. Nobody does. Murphy doesn't trust me, the Council doesn't trust me, my own ghost doesn't trust me."
Lola: "You have a ghost? Whoa, sweet! Can I meet him?"
Harry: "No."
Lola: "Darn. Why do you say no to everything?"
Harry: "Because I want to."
Lola: (sticks out tongue) "I hate you."
Harry: "Again, join the club."

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[sophiecool]

I hate him too.! I'm a member of the club! jk jk.

[freelelandchapman]

OMG...more savvi....this is driving me insane....great story.

[savvinaynay]

Murphy: (hands Harry a magazine) "What were you doing?"
Harry: (looks at magazine) "They thought I was a security guard? Hmm."
Murphy: "What were you doing there?"
Harry: "Oh, I'm a big fan. She's got a great voice... although it's a lot better when she's using it to sing and not to yell at me."
Murphy: "Are you trying to say you know Hannah Montana?"
Harry: "Well, kinda. And let me tell you, she does have nerve, the way she talks about me like I'm not around."
Murphy: (rolls eyes) "And how did you meet her?"
Harry: "Oh I just..... broke into her hotel room...."
Murphy: "You what!?"
Harry: (laughs) "You know, she looks like a whole other person without the wig, it's amazing."
Murphy: "Without the wig? What are you talking about?"
Harry: "Look, I'll tell you later, for now, I have to see what my favorite popstar's up to."

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Sorry it's short... I'm having trouble thinking of what should happen next...

[freelelandchapman]

oooo...leaving me hanging♥

[savvinaynay]

(Miley is playing guitar and humming a song)
Harry: "Hey, popstar."
Miley: (turns around) "You scared the crap out of me! How'd you get in here? The door was locked."
Harry: "Magic."
Miley: (rolls eyes) "Should have known. What do you want now?"
Harry: "Just making sure you're OK."
Miley: "I'm fine as long as you're not around."
Harry: "Okay, that was just rude. Just because you're famous doesn't mean you get to be nasty."
Miley: "Oh, trust me, I'd be just as rude if I wasn't famous." (sticks out tongue)
Harry: (rolls eyes)
Miley: "Look, you came, you can see that I'm just fine, now will you leave?"
Harry: "You're upset... I can tell, what's going on?"
Miley: "It's none of your business."
Harry: "Tell me. Or I'll find out myself."
Miley: (gives Harry a rude look)

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[freelelandchapman]

what....*sniff sniff* Comeon Savvi...

[savvinaynay]

Miley: (sighs) "I'm just thinking about my boyfriend, Jake... or at least I think he's still my boyfriend, I haven't talked to him in months... I wish he was here... Lilly tells me to be positive, but I can't help but worry that he's moved on..."
Harry: "Well, I guess I can kind of understand... I haven't seen Susan in forever... I can't help but wonder how she's doing."
Miley: "Can't you just do some magic thing and find out?"
Harry: "I wish it was that easy."
Miley: (sighs) "I wish I could call him, or something... find out how he's doing, whether he still cares about me.. but I can't, and I have more important things to think about..."
Harry: "I wish I could cheer you up."
Miley: "Nobody can..."

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Jackson: "Gimme the remote, Lilly..."
Lilly: "Nope. You want it? Take it."
Jackson: "I'm too tired to fight you, OK? Can't you be nice?"
Lilly: "Not when my show's on."
Jackson: (gives Lilly a rude look) "I haven't seen anything but Teen Court in three days! Gimme a break!"
Lilly: "After this 6-episode marathon."
Jackson: "Yippee." (rolls eyes)

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[freelelandchapman]

hahah...poor Jackson.

Great story Savvi.

[savvinaynay]

hahah...poor Jackson.

Great story Savvi.

Yeah, poor Jackson... this is how I feel when my little bro decides today is Spongebob day. :P

[freelelandchapman]

lol...Will does the same thing. (Will is my twin brother)

[savvinaynay]

lol...Will does the same thing. (Will is my twin brother)

You have a twin? Wow, I didn't know that.

[freelelandchapman]

yeah...Im 2 minutes ahead of him. I have a younger sister too.

[savvinaynay]

Harry: "Yeah, I know Hannah Montana, your point?"
Bob: "Well, why couldn't you introduce her to me?"
Harry: "Because she thinks I'm weird enough without me introducing her to a dead person."
Bob: "But, Harry..."
Harry: "Get in your skull, Bob."
Bob: "Fine." (Bob goes out of the room in a puff of red smoke)
(phone rings)
Harry: (picks up phone) "Hello? Oh, hey, Murph. You want to see me downtown? Okay, I'll be there."

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Harry: "So, what did you want? Do we have a new case or something?"
Murphy: "I thought you should know that your popstar friend is missing. She was supposed to be at a CD signing tonight and apparently nobody knows where she is."

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[freelelandchapman]

omg...where's Hannah? Gr8 story as always Savvi♥

[savvinaynay]

Harry: "Lola! Where's Miley?"
Lilly: "Whoa, you scared me. And I'm not Lola. I'm Lilly. I'll be Lola later. But now I'm Lilly. Confusing, I know. So, what are ya doing here?"
Harry: "Where's Miley?"
Lilly: "I thought she was with you..."
Harry: "Why would she be with me?"
Lilly: "Well, she said she was going to find you, so...."
Harry: "Thank you, Lola. I'll be back."
Lilly: "I'm not Lola, I'm Lilly!"
Harry: (yells from down the hall) "Sorry!"

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Bob: "Hello?"
Hannah: "Harry? Is that you?" (opens the door and walks in)
Bob: "Oh my god, it's Hannah Montana!"
Hannah: (laughs) "Where's Harry?"
Bob: "Well, he went to meet Murphy, but normally he'd be back by now, why do you need him?"
Hannah: "I kind of have a problem."

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[miley_luver_foreva_90]

Fabu Fanfic SAVVI!!!!!!!!

[savvinaynay]

Bob: "Yeah, okay, um... maybe you should just wait for him?"
Hannah: "Woah, what's this?" (pokes skull)
Bob: "Ow. Okay, don't do that."
Hannah: "Why not?"
Bob: "Just leave my skull alone..."
Hannah: "Your skull?"
Bob: "Yes, my skull." (goes into his skull in a poof of red smoke)
Hannah: (screams) "Oh my gosh, how did you do that? Hello? Where are you?"
Harry: "Hannah? Oh, thank god you're here. You do realize everyone is looking for you?"
Hannah: "Yeah, well, they can wait, I've got a big problem and I need your help."

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Lilly: (on phone) "Oliver, quit annoying me."
Oliver: "Everyone thinks she's missing!"
Lilly: "She's not missing. She's with Harry, quit freaking out."
Oliver: "Who's Harry?"
Lilly: "This guy who she thinks is a wizard who keeps showing up everywhere, it's really a little weird..."
Oliver: "A wizard? Like Harry Potter?"
Lilly: "I guess... look, I gotta go, Teen Court's coming back on." (hangs up phone)

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[freelelandchapman]

hahaha...ow...stop poking my skull...amazin savvi...simply amazing♥

[savvinaynay]

hahaha...ow...stop poking my skull...amazin savvi...simply amazing♥

Thanks! :D

[savvinaynay]

Harry: "If you don't want to go to the signing, just don't go."
Hannah: "It's not that simple, there are thousands of people waiting on me, I can't just skip out..."
Harry: Yeah, you can. If you don't want to go, don't.. really simple."
Hannah: "Well, that might work for you, but you're obviously forgetting I'm a celebrity. I can't just not go."
Harry: "Then go."
Hannah: "I'm afraid to go! I'm afraid something else is gonna happen!"
Harry: "Well, make up your mind!"
Hannah: "I... I can't." (cries)
Harry: "Oh, don't start crying... look, nobody's gonna care if you don't come, seriously, they probably don't even expect you to since everyone thinks you're missing."
Hannah: "What?"
Harry: "Yeah, apparently everybody's going crazy because they can't find you..."
Hannah: "Then I have to go, I guess... I can't have everyone worried about me!"
Harry: "Think about it before you do that."
Hannah: "Thinking.... and I'm going."
Harry: "Wait up! I'm coming too."
Hannah: "Great...."

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[freelelandchapman]

hahaha....another great one Savvi♥

[savvinaynay]

Hannah: "Hey, Lola!"
(Lola just stands there)
Hannah: "You know that little room behind the table? You can wait back there. It's pretty cool, I checked it out earlier."
(Lola walks inside)
Hannah: "Alright, don't come in until about 10 minutes after my big entrance, that way nobody will notice you."
Harry: "Fine."
(Hannah walks in to thousands of screaming fans)
Hannah: "Hey, everybody!"
(the crowd screams)
(Hannah sits down behind the table and starts signing CDs)

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Hannah: "Alright guys, I'll be back, my hands need a rest!"
(Hannah goes into a small room)
Hannah: "Hey, Lola!"
(Lola just stands there)
Hannah: "I almost can't believe nothing's happened yet.. maybe I was worried for nothing. Hey, Lola, are you alright?"
(Lola kicks Hannah, knocking her over)
Hannah: "Ow... hey, what's your problem?"
(Lola picks Hannah up and throws her across the room)
Hannah: "Oh... oh my god, you're not Lilly.."
Lola: "Took you long enough, princess." (Lola pulls out a pocketknife)
Hannah: "Harry... help.."

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[bee-kah]

awesome Savvi!!! i love it!

[freelelandchapman]

OMG! Thats not Lilly....Wat HAppened to LIlly???? Gr8 story, but i need more Savvi♥

[savvinaynay]

sorry it took so long to write more.

Lola: "Nobody can help you."
Hannah: (groans) "Lilly? I know you're in there somewhere.... come on, fight them... (sings) cause we're true friends.. come on, Lilly."
Lola: "Lilly is gone."
Hannah: "What? What are you talking about? Lilly!"
Lola: (drops knife) "It was too easy, really... kill her, dispose of the body, and transform myself into her twin."
Hannah: (cries) "No.... that.. that can't be true. No!"
(Harry breaks down the door)
Harry: "Are you okay, Miley?"
Lola: "Miley?"
Harry: "Well, this is interesting. If you don't know her real name you obviously aren't Lilly or Lola..."
Lola: (gasps)
Harry: "Miley, run!"
(Lola pulls out a gun and points it at Hannah)
Lola: "Don't even think about it."

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[Miley_roks_my_soks]

ohh ehm gee this is really good savvi itts kinda freaky though lolz my eyes hurt i just read the entire thing wif out my glasses (and its late) keep it up and i need more...more moreplease :bluesad:

[smilez]

oh em gee Savvi this story is great!!!

[*~MileyCyrus#1Fan~*]

more :o
i need more

[savvinaynay]

will post more tomorrow morning guys.

[smilez]

this is funnny me and Lauren are just sitting here. :P

[smilez]

will post more tomorrow morning guys.

awww man

[*~MileyCyrus#1Fan~*]

awww man.
Can't wait for tomorrow! :P

[savvinaynay]

(Harry points his hockey stick at Lola)
Lola: "Uh-uh... (turns towared Harry keeping the gun pointed at Hannah) One move and she dies."
Hannah: (kicks Lola) "Take that, you evil jerk!"
(Lola points the gun at Hannah again and Harry sends her flying across the room)
Harry: "Miley, get out of here!"
(Hannah runs out of the room, through the crowd, and out of the building)
Lola: "Who the hell are you?"
Harry: "Somebody you don't wanna mess with." (Harry walks out, casting some sort of spell on Lola)
Lola: "I can't move. Why can't I move!? Crap!" (Lola keeps struggling with no luck)

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(Miley is in her hotel room, playing her guitar and crying)

I miss you, I miss your smile, and I still shed a tear every once in a while
And even though it's different now, you're still here somehow
My heart won't let you go, and I need you to know, shalalalala, I miss you

(Harry walks in)
Harry: "That's a beautiful song. You thinking about Lilly?"
Miley: (crying) "Yeah... it's never going to be the same. I still can't believe she's gone."
Harry: "I know it's hard, but.."
Miley: (crying) "It's all my fault... if she'd never met me she'd still be alive..."
Harry: "Don't say that. It is not your fault."
Miley: "Everything's different now. I don't know if I can handle it."
Harry: "You can handle it, you're a strong girl. I know you'll be fine."
(Miley hugs Harry)

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[Miles Of Smiles Rock]

More :D

[*~MileyCyrus#1Fan~*]

Maw savvi.
Give me maw.

[smilez]

oh em gee, savvi
mawr

[savvinaynay]

Jackson: "Where's Lilly?"
Robbie: "Don't ask me. Why do you care anyway?"
Jackson: "Teen Court's on and she's not here. That's not like her."
Robbie: "You're right. Why don't you ask Miley where she is?"
Jackson: "Nah, she's all upset, she's back there crying. I don't know what the deal is, but she scares me when she's upset."
Robbie: "Well, fine, I'll go ask her."

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Miley: "I don't know what to do..."
(Robbie walks in the door)
Robbie: "Miley, who's that?"
Miley: "Harry, Dad, Dad, Harry."
Harry: "Nice to meet you."
Robbie: "Miley, where's Lilly?"
Miley: (starts crying) "Lilly's... um... (cries) Lilly's dead."
Harry: "It'll be okay, Miley. Don't cry."
Robbie: "Please tell me you're joking."
Harry: "No... it's not a joke."
(Miley cries louder)

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[xoxohuggablemiley]

OMG, Savvi. That's amazing! It's wonderful!
More, please.

[savvinaynay]

(Robbie runs out of the room)
Miley: (crying) "I'm lost without Lilly here."
Harry: "Miley, you'll be fine. I promise."
Miley: "How can you promise that?"
Harry: "I just can. Don't cry anymore, Miley, it's not going to help anything."
Miley: (sniffs) "I'll try."

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Murphy: "What!?"
Harry: "Lilly Truscott is dead. Or Lola Luvnagle, it depends on what color hair she has."
Murphy: "Who are they exactly?"
Harry: "Miley's best friend."
Murphy: "Who is Miley?"
Harry: "Hannah."
Murphy: "Huh?"
Harry: "Her real name's Miley. Did you really think her actual name was Hannah Montana?"
Murphy: "Well, no... look, I'm confused."
Harry: "Well, maybe Miley can clear things up."
(Hannah walks over)
Hannah: "Hey."
Murphy: "Oh my god.... I can't believe I'm talking to Hannah Montana!" (squeals)
Harry: (rolls eyes) "Miley, this is my friend, Connie Murphy."
Hannah: "Nice to meet you. You can.... you can find Lilly, right?"
Murphy: "I'm gonna do my best."

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Harry: "She's a little confused about everything, Miley."
Hannah: "Well... (takes off wig) My real name's Miley Stewart. Until I put on the wig, I'm just a normal girl. Lilly wanted to come with me to premieres
and CD signings and concerts, so she created a second identity too."
Murphy: "Okay, I'm following you so far."
Miley: "I was having nightmares. Harry was part of them."
Harry: "And I was having the exact same dreams. So I tracked her down."
Miley: "Yep. And he saved my life. At the CD signing I was stupid enough to think that that... thing was Lola. They almost killed me."
Harry: "I have no clue who it could be. It could be a shapeshifter, they could have used a potion or a spell, it could even be another skinwalker, but I doubt it."
Murphy: "Okay. So we have no clue who our suspect is, only that they want Miley dead. Nice. This will really help a lot."
Miley: (sighs)

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[smilez]

moreeeee ;]

[xoxohuggablemiley]

Murphy: "Oh my god.... I can't believe I'm talking to Hannah Montana!" (squeals)

That's funny!
OMG, MORE Savvi, you're a natural!

[freelelandchapman]

omg Savvi....Amazing girl<3

[Miley_roks_my_soks]

more more more please im begging you

[secretive_angel]

more

[savvinaynay]

You wanted more so bad I spent all last night trying to think of something and this STUPID bit was the best I've got.

Murphy: "Harry, can I talk to you? (looks at Miley) Alone?"
Miley: "Sure. I'll be out in the hall reading the giant pile of old sucky magazines." (sighs and walks out the door)
Harry: "What's up?"
Murphy: "I'm an idiot. I can't do this."
Harry: "Well, of course not, I mean, you have nothing to go on right now."
Murphy: "I can't do anything. I screw everything up. I'm stupid."
Harry: "Why do you think that?"
Murphy: "Because I'm stupid. I can't do anything right."
Harry: "Murph. What didn't you do right?"
Murphy: "Everything!"
Harry: "Exactly what do you mean by everything?"
Murphy: "Everything! I can't figure this out because I'm stupid. I can't even get Anna to talk to me because obviously she doesn't like talking to stupid people!"
Harry: "Murph..."
Murphy: "I'm stupid for ever getting married, or having Anna, and I'm stupid because I can't even open up my stupid mouth and tell you that I love you!"
(Harry just stares at Murphy)
Murphy: "Oh... Stupid mouth."
Harry: "Murph. Do I have a hearing problem or did you just say you love me?"
Murphy: "Well that's what I said, but I wouldn't trust what I say, I have a stupid mouth because I'm stupid."
Harry: "Okay... my brain hurts. And stop saying you're stupid, everybody makes mistakes..."
Murphy: "Everybody has those days. I know the song already, Anna plays it on repeat all flippin' night. It's no wonder I never get any sleep! One of these days I'm tossing that stupid CD player in the trash."
Harry: "Good for you. Or if you want, bring it to me, all I have to do is get close to it and it'll explode or something."
Murphy: "No thanks, no explosions, I'm stupid but not that stupid."
Harry: "Really? Are you sure about that?"
Murphy: "Shut up." (kisses Harry)
Miley: (walks in the room) "Okay, I read every single one of those magazines, what's taking so.." (stares at Harry and Murphy)
Murphy: (laughs) "You read fast."
Miley: "No, I don't! Okay, I'm missing something here. Why were you two kissing?"
Harry: "I don't have to tell you that."
Murphy: "Okay, I'm just gonna go annoy Kirmani until he gives me some money to buy another cup of coffee." (walks out of the room) "Kirmani!"
(Miley crosses her arms and stares at Harry)

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[freelelandchapman]

OMG Savvi<3

Murphy loves Harry. You need to write more. It makes me so happy<333

[savvinaynay]

Miley: "What aren't you telling me?"
Harry: "I'm not telling you."
Miley: (gives Harry a rude look) "Let's just go. Dad's probably looking for me."
Harry: "Wig."
Miley: "What?"
Harry: "Don't forget your wig."
Miley. "Oh. Right." (puts her wig in her purse) "Now let's go."

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Miley: "Hey, Dad!"
Robbie: "Hey, Miley, there you are."
Miley: "What's up?"
Harry: "Who's that guy?"
Miley: (screams) "Jake! Oh my gosh, what are you doing here?"
Jake: "I came to see you. I'm worried about you. Half the world is, with what happened at the signing."
Miley: "You know?"
Jake: "Yeah, everyone does. What happened?"
Miley: "Um... um.. Jake, I don't want to talk about it right now. I don't want to talk about it at all.."
Jake: "Well, that's okay. Where's Lilly? Didn't she come on tour with you?"
Miley: (starts crying) "Jake, I don't want to talk about Lilly, or the CD signing, right now I just want to be alone."
(Miley runs to her room)
Harry: "Hey, Miley, wait!" (looks at Jake) "Thanks a lot."

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[*~MileyCyrus#1Fan~*]

MOREEE :o

[smilez]

one word:::

..::MOREEE::..

[freelelandchapman]

OMG Savvi<3

You need to start writing l..........................o...................... ..n..................g......................e..... ...........r
Chapters

[savvinaynay]

(Jake looks around, picks something up off the table, and puts it in his pocket)
Robbie: "What are you doing out there in the hall? Come watch TV until Miley comes out of her room."
Jake: (rolls eyes) "Coming." (snatches something else from the table, walks into another room and sits next to Robbie)
Robbie: (yelling at the TV) "Sweet niblets, over 1000 TV channels and they're all showing Teen Court!?"
Jake: "Yeah... that's just insane...." (steals something off the coffee table)
Robbie: "I thought we were supposed to have movie channels." (flips through the channels again)
Jake: (rolls eyes) "I'm not in the mood for TV."
Robbie: "Okay. You can go downstairs to the pool if you want..."
Jake: "No. I hate the water."
Robbie: "Since when? You sure are acting strange, boy."

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(Harry knocks on the door)
Miley: "Go away."
Harry: "It's Harry."
Miley: "Go away!"
Harry: "Miley..."
(Miley throws something at the door, making a huge crash)
Harry: "Don't you throw things at me!"
Miley: "Well, go away and I won't have to."
Harry: "Sorry. I'm not leaving."
Miley: (screams and throws things)
Harry: "Trashing your hotel room. Very rockstar."
Miley: (opens the door) "Leave me alone!" (slams the door in Harry's face)
Harry: "Okay.. somebody's upset." (walks down the hall)

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Harry: "Jake, why are you standing here?"
Jake: "Because I want to."
Harry: "Okay... but why would you want to?"
Jake: "Because I want to."
Harry: (gives Jake a rude look) Okay..... I'm gonna go." (walks into another room)

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Robbie: "Hey Harry. How'd it go with Miley?"
Harry: "She threw something at the door and screamed at me."
Robbie: "I'll take that as a not so good."
Harry: "Yeah, not so good. And by the way... that Jake Ryan guy seriously scares me. He's just standing there like a statue..."
Robbie: "He is acting pretty strange..."

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[freelelandchapman]

Uh oh....Harry...You Should KNOW better.

Do something to Jake Ryan before he kills Miley.

Aaaaghhhhhhhhhhh!


Great chapter Savvi. I need to write more on mine. Ive been neglecting it.

[secretive_angel]

more

[savvinaynay]

(Harry and Robbie hear a loud crash)
Robbie: "Sweet niblets! What was that?"
Harry: "I'll check it out." (runs out into the hall)

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Jake: "Miley, I just want to talk to you.."
Miley: "Go away!"
Jake: "Miley, open the door."
Miley: (opens the door and smashes a lamp over Jake's head) "Happy now?" (slams the door)
Harry: "Ouch."
Jake: "Miley! Get out here!"
Miley: "Try and make me."
Jake: "You asked for it." (Jake breaks down the door and Miley screams)
Harry: "Did you really have to break down the door?" (follows Jake into Miley's room)
Miley: "Get away from me! I just want to be alone!"
Jake: "Sorry, Miley, the only way you're gonna be alone is if you're alone with me."
Miley: "Who are you and what have you done with Jake? The Jake I know is a nice guy, and you're acting like some... monster!"
Jake: "That's because I am one."

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Harry: (pulls his hockey stick out of his coat) "Okay, buddy, time for you to leave."
Jake: "Sounds great to me!"
(Jake runs over to Miley, grabs her arm and they disappear into thin air)
Harry: "Miley? Oh, this is bad. This is really, really bad."

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[EmilyJordanOsment]

More More More More More I Must Have More To Control My Brain!more Or I Die!more Or The World Blows Up!xd

[thobi123]

more

[freelelandchapman]

OMG OMG OMG!!!

Where's Miley???

Great chapter Savvi...as always;)

[secretive_angel]

more more more more more

[EmilyJordanOsment]

Make A CHAPTER OR I WILL BLOW UP EARRTHH

[smilez]

oh em gee more!!!

[savvinaynay]

Harry: "Mr. Stewart? We have a really big problem here."
Harry: (yelling) "Mr. Stewart!"
(Robbie runs into Miley's bedroom)
Robbie: "Sweet niblets, what happened? Wait... where's Miley?"
Harry: "Yeah, she's um... she's with Jake."
Robbie: "Where with Jake?"
Harry: "Um... that I don't know. But I'm gonna find her... unless she's in the Nevernever, then it's hopeless.."
Robbie: "The Never what?"
Harry: "I'm gonna go find Miley. You... wait here and see if she comes back."
(Harry runs off)
Robbie: "Hey, wait!" (sighs)

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(Miley wakes up in an empty, dark room, tied up)
Miley: "Where.. where am I?"
Jake: "Oh, about time you woke up."
Miley: "You... you stay away from me. You're not Jake. You're some monster that looks like him... you're.. you're who killed Lilly.."
Jake: "You're pretty smart.. more than I would have thought. I mean, hiring a wizard to be your bodyguard?"
Miley: "I didn't hire him."
Jake: "Right..."
Miley: (starts to cry) "You're gonna kill me... aren't you?"
Jake: I don't need to. I was able to force a little bit of information out of your friend before I slit her throat.. and you've got less than 12 hours left until your little anti-sleep potion wears off. Your dreams will drive you insane.. to the point you'll kill yourself."
Miley: "Oh, god... I forgot about the potion wearing off... this is bad."
Jake: "All I have to do is keep you here until you fall asleep. You'll probably sleep for days... you'll be going mad from the torture by the time you wake up."

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Murphy: "Hey! About time you showed up."
Harry: "Hey, Murph. Look, it's really great to see you, but this is a really bad time. Miley's in trouble. Big trouble."
Murphy: "What? Why, what happened?"
Harry: "Her boyfriend Jake Ryan kidnapped her.. actually he touched her and they vanished into thin air. Thing is, she could be anywhere.. and the potion I gave her is gonna wear off soon."
Murphy: "Potion? What potion?"
Harry: "It made it so she couldn't sleep... really couldn't sleep. To stop the nightmares. But when it wears off she could sleep for days, and that's not good. At all."
Murphy: "Oh my god. Well, how can I help?"
Harry: "Right now I just need to focus on finding her. I'll see you tomorrow?"
Murphy: "Yeah, sure, Harry. Call me if you think I can help."
(Murphy leaves)

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[freelelandchapman]

sniff sniff...must write more;)


Oh...and OMG yes I loved loved loved the demon fight<3333

WOW

[miji.hannahmontana]

Hey Savvs! You are greeat! But I don't understand ur ff because I dont know anything of TDF, sorry! Anyway, the Hannah parts are so good!!!!!!!

[savvinaynay]

sniff sniff...must write more;)


Oh...and OMG yes I loved loved loved the demon fight<3333

WOW

hehe.
btw... if we're talking about the TDF books...
RIP Lash. you were the awesomest, nicest demon ever.


I'll write more :P

[freelelandchapman]

honestly. Can you just picture Paul doing the demon fight like it was in the book. WOW<3

[EmilyJordanOsment]

More I Love This I Can Teepee Your House!

[savvinaynay]

(Miley is still stuck there.. wherever there is...)
Miley: (singing sadly) We all wanna believe in love, we all wanna believe in something bigger than just us
We all wanna be a part of the greater picture that's hanging in our hearts, yeah, it's bigger than us..

Jake: "Would you shut up?"
Miley: "Make me."
Jake: (growls and throws something at Miley)
Miley: "A throw pillow? That's all you got? You're pathetic..." (laughs)
(Jake mumbles something angrily and walks off)

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(Jackson comes in the door)
Robbie: (hugs Jackson) "Miley! You're here!"
Jackson: "Dad! My name's not Miley."
Robbie: "Oh. It's just you, Jackson."
Jackson: "You say that like it's a bad thing."
Robbie: "Jackson, Miley's missing."
Jackson: "Sweet! I mean... don't worry, Dad.. she can't be far away.."
(Robbie gives Jackson the evil stare)
Jackson: "Um.. bye." (goes down the hall carrying bags... Jackson had obviously been shopping for videogames)

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[EmilyJordanOsment]

More I Love This I Can Teepee Your House!!

[numba1puppyluva]

lol
I totally love this!
Im gonna start reading the books!
All bcuz of this fanfic... :P
Write some more!

[Miley_roks_my_soks]

i luv luv luv ths more more more please please please

[AllisonTame]

more more more!! me likes :o

[freelelandchapman]

gr8 job Savvi<333

[savvinaynay]

Jackson: (playing videogame) "Dad's so stupid, trying to make me think Miley's gone to punish me for using his credit card... like I'm falling for that one..." (bounces up and down) "YEAH! Level 8! Uh-huh!" (dances around) "Oh yeah, oh yeah, the game master's in the house! Bring it on... bring it onnnnn!"
(Jackson's cell phone rings)
Jackson: (picks up the phone) "This is Jackson Stewart, videogame master of the universe!"
Rico: "Why aren't you back from vacation? You were supposed to be here two days ago!"
Jackson: "Well... our vacation's been extended."
Rico: "Well in that case... you're fired. I'm finding someone else, I'm NOT leaving the shop closed anymore! I'm losing money because of you! I'll mail you my bill." (Rico laughs evilly and hangs up)
Jackson: (screams) "Rico!!!! You made me lose! I was two levels away from being the champ! TWO LEVELS!!!!! Hello? Rico?" (hangs up) "WHYYYYY?!"

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Miley: "Can't you use your evil powers to speed up time or something? Let's get it over with, already... The waiting around's more torture than anything I'm gonna dream about."
Jake: "Would you shut the hell up?"
Miley: "Nope. I'm gonna make you as miserable as you make me."
Miley: (sings at the top of her lungs)
Hey boy, don't you wish you could have been a good boy?
Try to find another girl like me, boy...
Feel me when I tell you that I'm fine and it's time for me to draw the line,
I said hey boy, don't you wish you could have been a good boy?
Try to find another girl like me, boy...
Feel me when I tell you that I'm fine and it's time for me to draw the line!
It's a girl's night, it's alright without you...
I'm gonna stay out and play out without you..
Jake: (growls and sets a book on fire across the room and points to the book) "Shut up or you're next in line."

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[numba1puppyluva]

:lol:
"WHYYYY?!"

[freelelandchapman]

OMG! I <3 it<3

[Loverya56]

I LOVE IT!
all capitals:)

hah,more.