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zacsgirrl12

07-30-2006, 10:08 PM

I'm bored. Anybody got any funny jokes?

I have some.

A guy was going to Disney and he saw a sign that said Disney left. So he turned around and went home.

A blonde called an airport and said, "How long will it take me to fly from california to New York?" The attendant said, "Ok, just a minute." The blonde said: "Ok thank you" and hung up.

If you got one, post it here!

this_is_thelife

07-30-2006, 10:15 PM

There was a blonde,a redhead,and a blackhead.The cops were chasing them.The redhead jumped in a trash can.The cops went over and the redhead said:"Meow".The cops said oh well it only a cat.The blackhead jumped in thrash can also,she said "Ruff".The cops said its only a dog.The blonde jumped into a potato sack.The blonde said "POTATO!"

MILEY L0VER

07-31-2006, 07:41 AM

lol ^

this_is_thelife

07-31-2006, 01:33 PM

my sis taught it to me.i think i did it right?o well.

cAriZMa59

07-31-2006, 02:21 PM

heard them all...
i dont have any jokes...sry

Best_Of_Both_Worlds

07-31-2006, 02:22 PM

Steph, you did that one right. I'll post some later.