zacsgirrl12
02-16-2007, 05:22 PM
all's fair in love, war, and... jealousy??
Miley: Jake, what are you doing after school today?
Jake: Well, actually, I have to,,,,,, uhm...... take care of my mom. She's really sick.
Miley: Oh, I'm so sorry!
Jake: It's alright
Miley: Well, I guess I'll just go to the movies with Lilly & Oliver.
Jake: Ok, have fun.
Miley: lilly, jake said his mom is sick!
lilly: and you believed him?
miley: yeah, why would he lie about that?
lilly: haven't you heard?
miley: heard what?
lilly: Jake has a new girlfriend! It's that new girl who just transfered from France, Sophia Ashford.
miley: ha ha, very funny lilly!
lilly: why would I lie about that?
miley: you know, you're just jealous because I have a boyfriend, and you don't!
lilly: ha, ha, ha! like I'd ever be jealous of you! You know what, I've got somewhere to be.
miley: well, fine just go!
lilly: fine. all of my real friends will hang out with me!
miley: and all of my real friends will hang out with me.
lilly: well then, I guess we're not friends.
miley: hey jake
jake: hey miley
miley: so how's your mom?
sophia walks over
sophia: hey jakie.
miley: well jake, who is this gal?
jake: this is my....
sophia: I'm Sophia. i'm jake's new girlfriend.
jake just stares at miley.
miley: so, when did you get back from Romania?
jake: Well, uhm, a week ago.
miley: just save it jake. i know you didn't go anywhere. i know you went to france, and brought back this witch.
jake: that's not true.
sophia: jake, why are you lying to....
miley: MILEY!!!!!
jake: i'm not lying really!
sophia: save it jake! If you want to just forget about me, and how we got together, then we're done. see ya,
sophia walks away.
jake: so miley, how about us?
miley: yeah right! in your dreams cheater.
miley walks away.
miley: lilly! lilly! lilly!
lilly: what?
miley: sophia dumped jake.
lilly: oh, so now you believe me when I say that he has a girlfriend?
miley: well yeah, I mean, I saw it with my own eyes!
lilly: now guess what?
miley: what?
lilly: you're boyfriend-less, and best friend less.
miley: what?
lilly: don't tell me that you thought once sophia dumped him, and you saw that i was right, i would be your best friend again?
miley: well, i didn't think that, but, just nevermind....
miley walks away crying.
lilly: miley wait.
miley: save it lilly! I don't need you! I'll go hang out with somebody else!
robby: miles, what's wrong?
miley: i think i just lost my best friend, over a guy.
robby: miley, how could you?
miley: well, listen, Lilly told me that Jake had a new girlfriend. I didn't believe her, so I went to go talk to jake. and sophia came. She said that she was Jake's girlfriend. I asked him how Romaina was, but then I found out that he went. but He went to France, and that's where he met sophia. I didn't believe lilly when she was right, and so now she's all mad at me.
robby: oh miley, i'm sorry, but you need to call lilly.
miley: heck no, that's crazy talk!
robby: miley, you know it's the right thing to do.
miley: fine, I'll go call her.
lilly: hello?
miley: lilly? I need to talk to you.
lilly: what?
miley: I'm sorry. i should have believed you. and i acted like a big jerk.
lilly: no, a major jerk. ok, here's the deal.
miley: sweet niblets, here we go!
lilly: monday, you go to jake, and tell him exactly how you feel.
miley: uhm... lilly, this isn't about jake. it's about me being a big jerk to you.
lilly: major jerk, remember? and, i guess i forgive you.
miley: thanks lilly.
lilly: see you tomorrow.
sophia: hey miley. how's things with you and jake?
miley: did jake tell you about me in France?
sophia: yes, but then he said you weren't that important.
miley pushes sophia.
sophia slaps miley across the neck.
miley kicks her in the stomach.
sophia kicks miley back.
principal tweety: girls, girls, stop fighting! now, you two come to my office immediatly.
Miley: Jake, what are you doing after school today?
Jake: Well, actually, I have to,,,,,, uhm...... take care of my mom. She's really sick.
Miley: Oh, I'm so sorry!
Jake: It's alright
Miley: Well, I guess I'll just go to the movies with Lilly & Oliver.
Jake: Ok, have fun.
Miley: lilly, jake said his mom is sick!
lilly: and you believed him?
miley: yeah, why would he lie about that?
lilly: haven't you heard?
miley: heard what?
lilly: Jake has a new girlfriend! It's that new girl who just transfered from France, Sophia Ashford.
miley: ha ha, very funny lilly!
lilly: why would I lie about that?
miley: you know, you're just jealous because I have a boyfriend, and you don't!
lilly: ha, ha, ha! like I'd ever be jealous of you! You know what, I've got somewhere to be.
miley: well, fine just go!
lilly: fine. all of my real friends will hang out with me!
miley: and all of my real friends will hang out with me.
lilly: well then, I guess we're not friends.
miley: hey jake
jake: hey miley
miley: so how's your mom?
sophia walks over
sophia: hey jakie.
miley: well jake, who is this gal?
jake: this is my....
sophia: I'm Sophia. i'm jake's new girlfriend.
jake just stares at miley.
miley: so, when did you get back from Romania?
jake: Well, uhm, a week ago.
miley: just save it jake. i know you didn't go anywhere. i know you went to france, and brought back this witch.
jake: that's not true.
sophia: jake, why are you lying to....
miley: MILEY!!!!!
jake: i'm not lying really!
sophia: save it jake! If you want to just forget about me, and how we got together, then we're done. see ya,
sophia walks away.
jake: so miley, how about us?
miley: yeah right! in your dreams cheater.
miley walks away.
miley: lilly! lilly! lilly!
lilly: what?
miley: sophia dumped jake.
lilly: oh, so now you believe me when I say that he has a girlfriend?
miley: well yeah, I mean, I saw it with my own eyes!
lilly: now guess what?
miley: what?
lilly: you're boyfriend-less, and best friend less.
miley: what?
lilly: don't tell me that you thought once sophia dumped him, and you saw that i was right, i would be your best friend again?
miley: well, i didn't think that, but, just nevermind....
miley walks away crying.
lilly: miley wait.
miley: save it lilly! I don't need you! I'll go hang out with somebody else!
robby: miles, what's wrong?
miley: i think i just lost my best friend, over a guy.
robby: miley, how could you?
miley: well, listen, Lilly told me that Jake had a new girlfriend. I didn't believe her, so I went to go talk to jake. and sophia came. She said that she was Jake's girlfriend. I asked him how Romaina was, but then I found out that he went. but He went to France, and that's where he met sophia. I didn't believe lilly when she was right, and so now she's all mad at me.
robby: oh miley, i'm sorry, but you need to call lilly.
miley: heck no, that's crazy talk!
robby: miley, you know it's the right thing to do.
miley: fine, I'll go call her.
lilly: hello?
miley: lilly? I need to talk to you.
lilly: what?
miley: I'm sorry. i should have believed you. and i acted like a big jerk.
lilly: no, a major jerk. ok, here's the deal.
miley: sweet niblets, here we go!
lilly: monday, you go to jake, and tell him exactly how you feel.
miley: uhm... lilly, this isn't about jake. it's about me being a big jerk to you.
lilly: major jerk, remember? and, i guess i forgive you.
miley: thanks lilly.
lilly: see you tomorrow.
sophia: hey miley. how's things with you and jake?
miley: did jake tell you about me in France?
sophia: yes, but then he said you weren't that important.
miley pushes sophia.
sophia slaps miley across the neck.
miley kicks her in the stomach.
sophia kicks miley back.
principal tweety: girls, girls, stop fighting! now, you two come to my office immediatly.