Hannah Montana Quotes!

[MileyLaLa]

Post what quotes from the episode you like! like for example:

Lilly:good point, and besides...he probly doesn't even know your alive, you'll be like some dried up insect on the winshiled of his life. Not even in the center, you're way off on the side where the wippers don't reach, weet weet weet SPLAT! weet weet weet weet....

Miley/Hannah: He loves hannah montana now, and we're getting married. How do you think it went, you donut.

you get the idea? :D Have fun!

[MileysRealFriend]

"i love yo hannah montana!!!" Pharomean said in the first episode along with "no danger to that partner" Bobby ray, and my favorite i use all the time 4 real!!!! Its like walking barefoot through a cowfield after thier morning sit down" along with "do u hear what ur saying or is there a big roaring in ur ear?!?!?!?"

[mileycyruscrazy06]

Lilly Truscott: But the mall has cute clothes!
Miley Stewart: But the beach has cute boys.
Lilly Truscott: To the beach!

Lilly Truscott: You're in California now, and we do do that here.
[Jackson and Copper snicker]
Miley Stewart: What?
Jackson Stewart: She said 'do-do!

ha ha that is funny

[SmileyMileyFan92]

Security Guard: You know, she is kind of a dork
Hannah: I know, but shes my dork...ORLANDO!!!!!

[Beautiful-Girl]

Ohh you guys I was just thinking of opening a site page about Hannah Montana quotes!! I'm definitely going to use yours and point on here so everybody can see your favs and post their own ones!! :04:

Ooh and SmileyMileyFan92.. your siggy is awesome!! Awesome work MileyLaLa!! ;)

[MileyLaLa]

Ohh you guys I was just thinking of opening a site page about Hannah Montana quotes!! I'm definitely going to use yours and point on here so everybody can see your favs and post their own ones!! :04:

Ooh and SmileyMileyFan92.. your siggy is awesome!! Awesome work MileyLaLa!! ;)
:D:D:D:D:D:D

[rockstardreamer]

i see u like to quote the lines from hannah montana

[x0xgabii05]

Yes!*! How can i add some...cause i have some great ones!

[Miley's #1fan]

miley/hannah- "now walk and wave and bow and greet so com'on queenie move them feet." that is my favorite line ever!!!!!!!:57:

[sophiecool]

Robbie: I'm not gonna say a thing.
Jackson: Thank you!
Robbie: I'm gonna sing a thing! ' I once knew a girl named Nina and boy she was fine, so I gave her my golden locks, now I look like a bluebird's behind, a bluebird's behind, A BLUEBIRD'S BEHIND!!
Jackson: Dad whatever happened to using your own misery to write a song??

[popstar]

you know she is kind of a dork, I know but she's my dork

[m&jrule]

miley: i am so mad
robbie: so your gonna take it out on my ice cream sundae



miley: hey amber i think it's time to pluck the stache
lilly: and ashley is that a zit or are you growing a new head
both: EWW!!!!

[DestinyMileyFanatic]

Oliver: In fact, FYI, someday I'm going to be Mr. Hannah Montana. I'm going to protect her from any obsessed fans. And I'm going to shampoo and condition that beautiful blonde hair.

Miley: Oliver, I say this because I care about you- GET SOME HELP!!!

[iluvlilyimeanlola]

Robbie Ray-Make way people superstar comin through
Lily/Lola-and her jet set friend Lola Lufonda
Miley/Hannah-Lola Lufonda?
Lily/Lola-if people figure out im Lily it's one short step to Miley

[iluvlilyimeanlola]

Miley-and Jackson was all like you said do do and Lily was like bug on a windsheild and I was all like goodnite everyone and that's why we have to move

[iluvlilyimeanlola]

Miley/Hannah-Lily we nedd to talk
Lily/Lola-Ok let's talk on the way to the party
Miley/Hannah-No Lily we need to talk now know how we promised to tell each other anything no matter how much it hurts
Lily/Lola-Are you trying to tell me that this shirt does not go with this hair

[iluvlilyimeanlola]

Jackson-(says in accent)I am the Jacksonator(looks at the glasses)These'll not be back

[DestinyMileyFanatic]

Oliver: Now that she's left her mark on me, I think that it's time that we took our relationship to the next step. Tonight at her CD signing, I will look into her eyes and say "You are my world, my life and someday you'll be my...(takes out pen and starts to write on the back of his hand.)...note to self: Think of words that rhyme with life.

[DestinyMileyFanatic]

Jackson: I found out who that girl, dad's dating is! She is that real-estate lady that we saw on the bench.

Lily: Wow, your dad's dating a homeless real-estate lady? Wow, that's wierd! She sells houses, but she doesn't actually have one!

[MileysRealFriend]

Faromean: ooo u look gorgous!!!!!!!!!!!

[iluvlilyimeanlola]

Lily-I hadso much fun last nite did you have fun I had so much fun
Jackson-I had fun did you see that dreamy boy n the 3rd row
Miley-We don't sound like that and he was in the 2nd row

[iluvlilyimeanlola]

Miley/Hannah-Hey really smooth hands
Johnny-Thanks it's ketchup

[iluvlilyimeanlola]

Nina-I'm sorry let me make it all better want some candy
Oliver-No I don't want... what kind is it(walks back)
Yuck it up boys I got nugget on the first date

[mymileyluv]

Ok Hi Im Leslii Jonson From Tennessee Livin In California Now1

[munchkingirl822969]

Miley-"he is so hott,and im so lame"
lily-"hes the one who believed ketchup was a moiturizer"
__________________

[DestinyMileyFanatic]

Mamaw: Tip? You want a tip? If you're not gonna use deodorant, roll down your back windows!
Robby: Well, at least she's in a good mood.

[miley_luver_foreva_90]

Jackson:yeha thats rioght girl I kno hannah montana and i have 2 incredible tickets for tomorrow night.
Jackson:I need to incredible tickets for tomorrow night.
Miley/hannah:Sorrry Im sold out.
Jackson:Dad!
Robby Ray:Face it sweety the more he dates girls the quicker he gets married and moves out of the house.
Hannah/miley:U've got the tickets!

[benderfan]

hi

[HannahsTwin]

Lily: ewww Amber is that a zit or are you growing a knew head
Miley/Lily:EWWWWW
Miley Lily/oooooo tsssssss

[JacksonFan86]

One of my favorite quotes is in my siggy.

Enjoy!

:) :p

P.S. I have a lot more quotes. I don't think I could fit them all in one reply!

[RoXtar]

Lily: ur dads dating a homeless real estate lady? who thats weird, she sells houses but she dosent have one!

Miley: i cant believe it, im goin out with a 9th grader. whoo!!!!
Robbie: well dont believe it cuz im not lettin u whoo!

[chelsea]

Oliver:Wow your even more beautiful upside down
Lilly:aww thank you,your so sweet
Miley/Hannah:He was talkin to me

[mileycyrusfan1]

When Miley just told lilly she was hannah robbie sings(I like to sing I like to dance but I can't do it with poopey in my pants ) and Phermeon when he is like (my SKIN is as soft as a babys bottom)tmi to much information(and Phermeon's yippe ky aY THAT GUY IS WHACK!!!!!!!!!

[hannah fan 2006]

Oliver: you gays dont know how hard it was to keep the secreat from yall

Miley: you knew!

Oliver: yeah and you should have seen the look on your face (imitates her expresion

Miley: well how do you like this expresion (makes and wierd look)

Oliver: that was the look my mom had on her face when she turned 40

[doddy13]

Miley/Hannah: Cell Phones dont really work in here, its to do with the walls and cement.
*rings*
Miley/Hannah: ok they must of fixed it

[Hope_in_Destiny]

i cant believe no ones said:

What do u call a pig that knows karate, Pork Chop hwha

[Bobojo94]

"its not that...well its...it meows dad..."

[iluvlilyimeanlola]

robbie-now we both have pictures
roxxi and robbie-wanna trade
roxxi-oooooooooooooo
robbie-i dont do that

[HPMontana]

Miley: What will I tell him?

Lily: I dunno - that you're allergic to cats...?

[MileyLaLa]

Robbie Ray: Excuse me partner, I'll take it from here.
Butler[Simon]: Oh, this can't be good.
Robbie Ray: YeeHaw!
Miley Stewart\Hannah Montana: Walk and wave and bow and greet, now come on queenie move them feet.
Look at your guest, give 'em a smile, get the lady out, move down the ile.
Now swing that girl, give her a push.
There's y'all's your seat, now plant that tush.
Miley: The queen lady's and Gentlemen.
Miley: Ok, hit it Robbie Ray!
Miley: By day I play, the fun every way.
A Yada yada yada, A sing sing sing.
The Other Side, The Other Side, I want you to see.
Oh, The Other Side, The Other Side, The Other Side Of Me.
Yeah!
Miley: Guitar Solo!
Miley: WOO!
Miley: Robbie Ray, Lady's and Gentlemen!
Miley: You've been a beautiful audiance, pipp pipp, ta ta, cherrio, good night!
Queen: Simon, have we just been punk'd?

[hannah fan 2006]

coach: your our new mascot

Miley: wooah mas what???

[McKen Z]

Oliver: Oh man you love me!
Miley&Lily: Ewww Noo!

Robbie: Maybe it'll turn into a lil' somethin somethin...
Jackson: Like what what?

[Mileyfan_101]

nice quotes.

[Mileyfan_101]

I can't remember any quotes.

[XhAnNaHmOnTaNaX]

Miley: You know my Ha-ha from earlyer? Well i'm adding a nother Ha to make it a full ha ha WAIT 4 IT HA!

Then i like this one too...

Robbie: this is a book....read it and LEARn...

[Mileyfan_101]

do u all just write these quotes down or do u all memorize them?

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

"And pump it and pump it," *riiiiiip*"uh oh, cushy tail awkward moment time to go. Dont look at my booty," Robbie Ray,"no chances of that partner", "I love you hannah montana"

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

"Hey dad I know you already said no, but I've been studing alot since then, I sneezed a while ago and algerbra came out"

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Coach, "and you miley, love the enthusiam and im going to give you a position of great responsibility"Miley, "Shes going to make me head cheerleader" *screams* Coach, "Miley, your our new mascot!" Miley, "WHOO!!! Mas--what?"

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Miley,"Hi josh, just getting ketchup for my veggie burger," Lilly, "Mi" Miley,"I see you like mayonase, never tried that on a veggieburger before." Lilly, "Miley!" *miley looks down* Miley,"you know what most people don't know is that ketchup also makes a great moisturiser, her try some." Josh,"Your, pretty funny," *walks away* Josh,"Oh, but my hand does feel softer."

[sophiecool]

Jackson picks up an orange and an apple,
Jacson: Imagine this we walk into her office.
Jackson holds up the orange: Hi I'm Miley Stewart hahahahahah
Jackson holds up apple: and I'm her brother Jackson, now we snuck out to the movies last night and saw that you were on a date with our father. Now why are we telling you this? So that we will get caught and be grounded for the rest of our natural lives!
Miley: OK, how come you always get to be the apple?

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Robbie: Did you just come out of that dressing room?
Miley: Yea.
Robbie: Really, I was just in there and you weren't there.
Miley: Yeah I was. You losing it daddy.
Robbie: Hey George am I losing it?
Freddy: It's Freddy.
Robbie: Man, you are losing it.

[sophiecool]

******Hannah Montana episode7? it's my party and I'll lie if I want to.***
Jackson:She was just trying to even out the sides and get rid of the orange!
Billy Ray: I'm not gonna say a thing, son.....
Jackson: Thank you.
Billy Ray: I'm gonna sing a thing. I once knew a girl named Nina, and boy she was a pride. So I gave my sweetie my golden locks now I look like a bluebird's behind. A bluebird's behind, a bluebird's BEHIND!!!!!!!
Jackson: Dad, whatever happened to using your own misery to write a song?!?!

[sophiecool]

Lilly: Is that orlando bloom? AGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!I'm cool, I'm cool
Miley: just go for it!
Lilly: Thanks! Aggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Bodyguard: She is kind of a dork.
Miley: I know but she's my dork, ORLANDO!!!!!!!

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Miley: *flips off sofa* Wow, eight min. already?
Jackson: Time to tune in, good thing i'm not an outtie, hehehehehehe!
*ding, dong*
Miley: Cover him up, we've got company.
*Olive and Lilly walk in*
Lilly: So what'd you dad say, let's go my mom listening to the oldies and it's gettin worse by the secade.
Miley: He said no.
Lilly: Ah! You think he said no, but he really said go. Common mistake anyone can make it, let's go.
Miley: i just can't go!
Oliver: I heard Ashton Kutcher is going to be there.
Lilly: Yeah, Ashton, goo!
Miley: Okay now your just being cruel, but thats good, it's working, keep going...
Lilly: Dooo it!, doooo it!
Miley: Ahhh, just one more time!
Lilly: DOOOOO IT!!!
Miley: Okay!

[sophiecool]

Tracie: Hannah! I'm so happy to see you with, her. What was it, Lola loserdiggle?
Miley: It's Lefnagle! It is lefnagle, right?
Lilly: I think...
Tracie: Whatever, she's not on the list.
Miley: you know I like you trace but if your gonna be my friend she's part of the deal.
Tracie: But she's just so uncool.
Miley: Not as uncool as u were when ya shot a snot rocket so big it hit both the Olsen twins.
Tracie: That's not fair, you know I have sinus problems.
Miley: Well we all have "problems" but a good friend doesn't bail on you when you have em'. I didn't bail on you with the twins and I'm not gonna bail on Lilly..
Lilly: Lola
Miley: right

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Miley: I think this is the nicest conversation we ever had.
Jackson: Yeah and if you ever tell anyone about it I'm gonna deny it.
Miley: What conversation?!
Jackson: Thats my little sis.

[sophiecool]

I love all three of mine.
Ooooh! I have one more.
Miley: We've got pride -clap clap- on our side -clap clap-
You know it we show it, we've got pride!
OK, that was the pride cheer with optional hurkey, any questions?
Lilly: yeah, whay the hecky is a hurkey?

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Jackson: I'm sorry for screwing up. I guess I'm just a little nervous.
Mamaw: Well, you're supposed to be, but you are a Stewart and Stewarts do not lose. Now, you want this, don't you?
Jackson: I do!
Mamaw: Of course you do, so stop you're moping!
(Oliver plays sound effect of a baby crying; Mamaw and Jackson glare at him)
Oliver: Finger slipped. My bad.

[chelsea]

Miley:*grabs lilly*Hey what about lilly,u guys would be perfect 4 eachother
Lilly:excuse me
Miley:your both stubborn
Both:Iam not
Miley:See u alwayz agree with eachother
Both:No we dont
Miley:Iam defintely seein a couple here
Both:ur not because im not
Both:wheww

[sophiecool]

Oooooh one more!
Lilly: I know one of them is called a pom-pom, so does that make two of them pom-pom pom-poms? These are the questions that haunt me.....

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Oliver: (commentating) This is it. Jackson Stewart serving for the goal. This is, without a doubt, the most important serve of young Stewart's life. If he blows this...
(Mamaw unplugs Oliver's microphone)
Mamaw: Son, you sound a whole lot better when no one can hear you.

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Person : Look! It's Hannah Montana!
Miley: No it's not!
Person: She's under the bleachers!
Miley: No she's not!

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Oliver: (commentating) Topher sets for Jackson. Jackson leaps and... right into the net. (plays a fizzle sound effect; Jackson glares at him) What? If I'm gonna announce the tournament, I need to practice, too.
Jackson: If you're gonna announce for the tournament, you'll need to be alive.
(Oliver plays sound effect of a crowd booing)
Oliver: Jackson takes the set from Topher and... (plays sound effect of a bomb dropping, then exploding)
Mamaw: Oliver, do you have the sound of a truck running over a microphone?
Oliver: Nope. I don't have that one.
Mamaw: You will if you push another button!

[miley_luver_foreva_90]

miley answer my pm's

[sophiecool]

Oliver:testing testing. 555-4127 that's my number ladies the 10th caller gets a date with me.
Cell phone rings
Oliver: Hello lucky 10th caller
Coach: knock it off Oken.
Oliver: sorry coach

[sophiecool]

Miley: well i went on my date with Josh.
Oliver: How'd it go?
Miley: It went great, he loves Hannah Montana now and we're getting married!How do you think it went ya donut?

[sophiecool]

Lilly: that concert last night was so fun, I had so much fun, did you have so much fun?
Jackson: I had fun, did you see that dreamy boy in the third row wooooo!
Miley: We don't sound like that and he was in the second row!

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Robbie: (answering cell phone) Hello. Hey, Mom. Yeah, look, we're right in the middle of rehearsing to meet the queen. Can I... No, no, no. Not Latifah.
Hannah: Hey, Simon, when I met that queen, all I had to rehearse was "What's up, girlfriend!" You get it?
Simon: Yes, unfortunately, I did.

[sophiecool]

lilly: he doesn't know he doesn't like half of you, so just make him think the half that he likes is all of you, as long as the other half keeps your mouth shut three of you should make a beautiful couple.
Oliver: I never get chick math

[sophiecool]

This thread is really fun!!

[sophiecool]

Miley: the store made a mannequinn of me.
Lilly: That's not a mannequinn that's a hannahquinn miss montanaquinn.
Miley: Oh no
Lilly: What? That was cuteiquinn!

[sophiecool]

Miley: Behold the ghosts of holiday's past!
Lilly: I think I'm gonna be sick. I need a fashion magazine! Hip, cute, trendy!
OK, all better

[sophiecool]

Billy Ray: Miley let's see that pretty new birthday number!
Miley pours tomato juice all over the dress: Daddy there's a tomato juice stain!
Miley dumps spaghetti all over her dress: Mama mia! That's a biga staina!

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Mamaw: For heaven sake, that woman is over 3 hours late. Who does she think she is, the Queen of England?
(pause)
Mamaw: Well, it's still no excuse.

[sophiecool]

My hands are tired! I'm gonna go now! Hope you guys enjoy all of my Hannah Montana quotes

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Miley: Let's act calm. Just be calm. (exhales calmly)
Robbie: Honey, if I were any calmer, I'd be dead.

[sophiecool]

Hey oo miley oo want me to make you a dictionary pic of ur fave celeb?

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Miley: I couldn't be happy with a cute guy liking just me. I had to make like Hannah too. And now he hates both of us.
Robbie: Well, as far as I'm conserened, it's his lost. But I'm buttin' in. I'm sure that Lilly was just getting ready to say that.
Lilly: Yeah. (Pauses) What was I gonna to say next?
Robbie: That someday she'll find a guy that likes everything about her. Won't be anything left to change.
Miley: Thanks, Lilly. You always know what to say.
Lilly: Sometimes it just comes to me!

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Miley: This is what an actual Hannah Montana concert looks like.
Josh: You mean you've never been to one?
Miley: Well, I've tried. But somehow I've always been busy doing something...else.

[sophiecool]

I made one of Ashley tisdale see?/Users/sophiesteele/Pictures/iPhoto Library/Originals/2006/Roll 6/dictionaryshow.php.png

[sophiecool]

I can't show u but you can see it if you go to the gallery and scroll down to new images and there it is.

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Sure.

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Robbie: Well, come on girls. It's time to go.
(Begins rapping)
'Cause it the end of the show,
When we're walkin' towards the do',
We headed for the big black strech limo.
Miley: Dad, remember, ya' ain't funny!
Robbie: And you can't rap. A do-dee-do-dee-do.

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Miley: But Daddy...
Robbie: But nothing. He's a year older than you. In teenage boy years that adds up to ... Let's see carry the one... ain't gonna happen!
Miley: This is so unfair.
(Gives a puppy dog pout face)
Robbie: Ahh, "Sad Face".
Miley: Mmm-Hmm.
(Robbie points to himself)
Robbie: "Not Buyin' it" face.

[sophiecool]

Which celeb do you want it of?

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

(Phone Rings)
Robbie: Hello? Hold on. Miley, it's for you.
Miley: I can't talk to anyone right now. Could you just make something up?
Robbie: Sorry, Josh. She's in the bathroom. It could be awhile.
Miley: No!
Robbie: Hold on, it sounds like she's finshing up.
Miley: Give me that phone! Hi, this is Miley.
Jackson: "It could be awhile". You sir, do not know how good you are.
Robbie: Well, next time I'm lettin' the machine pick it up.

[sophiecool]

It will be in the new images section in about a day. You can pick it up then.

[sophiecool]

I need to know which celeb you want it of!

[sophiecool]

ok??/

[sophiecool]

i can do anybody

[sophiecool]

please tell me so I can start making it

[sophiecool]

hello?!?!?!

[sophiecool]

i g2g so you better tell me fast!

[sophiecool]

Is anybody here?

[sophiecool]

hello? someone please answer

[sophiecool]

bibi

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Cooper: Jeesh. You sure lke nachos, the only problem is there not cho nachos!
Jackson: Jackson: She can't hear ya. She's chowing down on the All-You-Can-Eat Looove Buffet.
Lilly: When shes like this she doesn't know what she doing.
*puts napkin in nachos*
Lilly: Miley.
Miley: What?
Lilly: Just go ask Josh out.
Miley: I can't. I'm from Tennessee, we don't do that.
Lilly: Well, you're in California now, and we do do that.
(Jackson and Cooper laugh)
Lilly: What?
Jackson: You said "dodo." (laughs)
Miley: grow up.
Lilly: comon hes just a guy.
Miley: He's not just a guy, he's a 9th grader. I can't just put 8th grade moves on him.
Lilly: Good point. Besides he probably doesn't know that you're alive. You're like some dried up insect on the windshield of his life. Not even in the center. You're way off to the side where the wipers don't reach. (LIlly imitates windshield wipers) Squeak, squeak, squeak, splat! squeak, squeak.
Miley: Lilly, this is officially the worst pep talk ever!
Miley: (shouting) Josh are you ready to rock the night!?
Josh: Excuse me?
Miley: Thank You! Goodnight Everybody!
Miley: Then I ate the napkin, then Jackson was all, "you said dodo," then Lilly was all, "bug on the windshield," and I was all, "goodnight everybody!!" And that's why we have to move.

[chelsea]

Miley:*Rapping*I bet u didnt kno that this girl can really go
And im gonna give u mo
cuz u spend alot of dough
comin 2 my show
doddy doddy doddy word!!!

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Sorry, Miley Cyrus of corse.

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Lilly Truscott: Unless, maybe, just maybe, you feel the same way.
[Miley looks at Oliver who is rubbing the Hannah hand on his face]
Miley Stewart: Yes and maybe just maybe THAT'S INSANE!

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Miley Stewart: What do you say we put up this tent, and make a fire, and
[Lilly and Miley start moving their arms around in a circle like they're stirring something]
Miley Stewart: cook ourselves up a big-pot-of friendship

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Lilly Truscott: But the mall has cute clothes!
Miley Stewart: But the beach has cute boys.
Lilly Truscott: To the beach!

[chelsea]

Oliver:Hey um Jackson,wheres miley
Jackson: Dont kno
Oliver: When she gonna be back
Jackson: Dont care
Oliver :Can u tell her i stopped by
Jackson: Dont Count on it!!!

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Miley Stewart: What if one friend loved another friend, but didn't get loved back? Then things would get all weird and uncomfortable and the friends couldn't be friends anymore. and there's nothing more important then our friendship Oliver.
Oliver Oken: Oh man you love me!
Lilly Truscott, Miley Stewart: Eeww! No!
Miley Stewart: I mean, I do love you, but like a brother or a pet fish, I'd cry if I had to flush you down the toilet but I don't want to kiss you!
Oliver Oken: That's a relief, because, your my buddy, I think Hannah and you could wnd up being close friends
Lilly Truscott: Closer than you think
[Miley gives her a mean look]
Oliver Oken: Great! Once Hannah and I are together we'll have you over for some Su-shi Yeah!
[Miley holds up her index finger and starts hitting her head on a wall until Lilly stops her]

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Jackson Stewart: Hey, isn't she that real estate lady? You know, the one on the bus bench in front of the library.
Lilly Truscott: Your dad's dating a homeless real estate lady? Whoa, that's weird. She sells houses, but she doesn't have one.
Jackson Stewart: I meant the ad on the bench, Miss Einstein.

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

[Robbie hurts himself during limbo.]
Robbie: Comon' its time for th limbo! How low cna you go, how low can you--
-Ow, my achey, breaky back!

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Oliver:Hey um Jackson,wheres miley
Jackson: Dont kno
Oliver: When she gonna be back
Jackson: Dont care
Oliver :Can u tell her i stopped by
Jackson: Dont Count on it!!!

haha.
Oliver: Hey Miley left her head at pratice-- get it, her head! *laughs*
Jackson: Don't know.
Oliver: But I didn't ask you that
Jackson: Don't care.
Oliver: Will you please stop doing that?
Jackson: Don't acount on it. Hey come check this out.
*oliver hides behind chair*
Jackson: Oh come on it wasn't that bad, it was just some water and unidentified sludge.
*jackson turns on water*
Oliver: Nice
Jackson: Now watch this.
*put moushu pork and diposes it*
Jackson: That was the sound of 50 bucks going into my pocket!
Robbie: JACKSON!
Oliver: What was that sound?

[chelsea]

Miley:wow were did that come from
Lilly:I jus did all my skateboarding stunts without my skateboard
Coach:well u kno wat put the skateboard away and grab a uniform.....Ur on the Squad!!!
Miley & Lilly:ya ,ya,ya
Coach:And stewart i luv the inthusiasm it is part of wat makes u perfect 4 a position on thiz squad!And i think u kno wat im talkin about!!!
Miley:I think i do,shes gonna make me head cheerleader
Coach:Congrajulations 2 are new mascot
Miley:Yeah!!!Mas-wat!!
Coach:Evryone say hello 2 pirate pete!!!Argh!!!
Miley:*turns around 2 lillly*Argh???

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

Robbie: I would feel better if I was talking to your face.
Plummer: Sorry you get soused to the breeze you cant tell anymore
Jackson: I know!
...
Plummer: This boy saved the place
Robbie: This boy, Jackson?
Plummer: Yeah this place was one fluch away from bering flooded, but the work this boy did held it all together till I got here. Yo my son have the plummers gift. My sonhad it, but he decided to go to college.
Robbie: Your talking about Jackson
Plummer:yep
Robbie: This boy, standing right here?
Plummer: Yes.
*robbie looks at jackson*
Robbie: Jackson?!

[chelsea]

Robbie: I would feel better if I was talking to your face.
Plummer: Sorry you get soused to the breeze you cant tell anymore
Jackson: I know!
...
Plummer: This boy saved the place
Robbie: This boy, Jackson?
Plummer: Yeah this place was one flush away from bering flooded, but the work this boy did held it all together till I got here. Yo my son have the plummers gift. My sonhad it, but he decided to go to college.
Robbie: Your talking about Jackson
Plummer:yep
Robbie: This boy, standing right here?
Plummer: Yes.
*robbie looks at jackson*
Robbie: Jackson?!
THAT WAZ FUNNY!!!

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

THAT WAZ FUNNY!!!Lol I know!

[chelsea]

Miley:*spills tomato juice on her*Daddy does tomato juice stain!!!
Miley:*puts spagetti on her*Mama mia thats a biga staina!!!

[sophiecool]

Robbie Ray: Let's go... cause it's the end of the show and we are headin' to the dow we goin to the big black stretch limo
Miley: Daddy, remember, ya ain't funny!
Robbie Ray: And you can't rap, doody doody dooy

[chelsea]

Lilly Truscott: Unless, maybe, just maybe, you feel the same way.
[Miley looks at Oliver who is rubbing the Hannah hand on his face]
Miley Stewart: Yes and maybe just maybe THAT'S INSANE!

[xX sugarRUSH 27]

Oliver:I'm smokin' Oken!

[Mileyfan_101]

Miley: No, You think?

[x3ImJustLikeYou]

Miley: Right mittens? -Meow!-

[tennistar04]

Fave quote:::

Miley: How many prettys do I have to put before please for you to let me go?
pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pleases dad please

Rob: Ok ok

Miley: So I can go?

Rob: No you can stop!

:) :57:

[tennistar04]

Fave quote:::

Miley: How many prettys do I have to put before please for you to let me go?
pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, please dad please

Rob: Ok ok

Miley: So I can go?

Rob: No you can stop!

:) :57:

[chelsea]

Miley Stewart: What do you say we put up this tent, and make a fire, and
[Lilly and Miley start moving their arms around in a circle like they're stirring something]
Miley Stewart: cook ourselves up a big-pot-of friendship.

[morganlovesmileyrulesfan]

hey, c'mon get out start pumpin up the party now!!!!

[morganlovesmileyrulesfan]

Jackson- well if I am going to be a plumber I am gonna do this right.
-pulls pants down so underwear is visible-
Jackson- Oh that breeze feels nice!!!

[morganlovesmileyrulesfan]

Jackson-Hey, come on get out, I sneakin' out the pipes now...
Oliver- uh jackson is miley home?
Jackson- don't know,
Oliver- do u know when she will be back?
Jackson-don't care
Oliver- can you tell her I stopped by?
Jackson-don't count on it!

[morganlovesmileyrulesfan]

Jackson- I have somethin' to show ya!
- oliver jumps over to the desk and pulls chair in front of himself-
Oliver- ok, ready.
Jackson- I was water and some unidentified sludge, get a tetanus shot and buck up little camper!

[morganlovesmileyrulesfan]

Robby- JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oliver- What's that sound?
Robby- Jackson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- jackson jumps on top of the fridge-
Jackson- It's time for my spidey escape!
-moves hands like spider-man-
Jackson- Dangit!! I gotta get these things fixed!!

[hannah fan 2006]

hey he dont say the last part till da end of da show

[McKen Z]

*Miley taps Lily while being the Hannah Montana Mannequin*
Lily: Woah!
Robbie: Find something?
Lily: Sure did!
*walks over to a rack and picks up a shirt and Miley pretends to puke*
Lily: And I hate it! Just thought I'd let you know!

[chelsea]

Thats Hot!!!

[joannafan]

hey

[chelsea]

hi!!!

[Mileyfan_101]

Did u all see the new episode of Hannah Montana when she goes camping? I missed it. What was it about?

[chelsea]

it was funny!!!

[Mileyfan_101]

well that helps me a lot. NOT!

[chelsea]

thats so mean!!!

[Mileyfan_101]

I'm just telling u.

[chelsea]

yeah in a mean way!!!

[Mileyfan_101]

why do u have to be mean?

[chelsea]

me im never mean!!!

[Mileyfan_101]

I am not mean either.

[chelsea]

u were awhile ago!!!

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

chelsea, please stop going to threads and starting arguments! and please do not deny that you are not starting the arguments, with all of yours, and other peoples spamming all these threads are going to be closed! I know im no moderator but im sure if a mod was on they would be saying the same. Now please stop spamming up all of the threads. Thanks.

[AlinaMileyfan]

O cool!

[o.O_Miley_O.o]

welcome alinamileyfan your gonna love this site!

[nokia10]

hi

[chelsea]

ok srry dew uu forgive me!!!!:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

[sheila]

Cooper:Whoa
Jackson:You bet whoa.
Cooper:Whoa I mean that's my little sister fool.
Jackson:Whoa i didn't know.

[sheila]

Miley dressed up as the Hannah montana manquein and a little girl tugs her jeans.
Miley:Cut it out.
Little girl:Mommy.
Miley:Don't be scared.
Little Girl:Stop staring at me you freak.
Miley:She thought I was real.
Everyone else leaves the store.

[sheila]

Did u all see the new episode of Hannah Montana when she goes camping? I missed it. What was it about?
Yea I did.At the start of the episode Amber and Ashley played a prank on Oliver and he got mad.Then Miley tried to fake sick so she wouldn't have to share a cabin with them.But the rivarly between the 4 girls heats up after Amber and Ashley are mean to them.So Miley,Lily and Oliver played a prank on them causing them to flee the tent.Then the next day while Miley and Lily are at the studio Oliver calls and tells that them he got poison ivy from standing in the bush.They also end up with it.Meanwhile Jackson and Robby Ray are trying to catch a mouse.

[chelsea]

Lola: Lola Luftnagle. Daughter of Oil Baron Rudolf Luftnagle, sister of socialites Buddy & Kiki Luftnagle, cousin of-- (Hannah nudges her) but you can call me Lola!!!

[madmia3]

Robby-I know you don't want to share a tent with amber and ashley, but sometimes you gotta make the best out of a bad situation
Miley- Well in that case, I'm gonna need a jar of honey, a thousand red ants, and the cover of nightfall


Robby- My point is, if your gonna lie down with the dogs, your gonna get up with fleas.
Miley- Not if I wear a flea collar!

[chelsea]

LOL!!!!!!

[JeSsIcA*RoCkS]

Lily:Your Hannah Montana
Miley/Hannah:Lily you've known that for months
Lily:No your Hannah right now!
Miley:Oh NO some body will see me!
Miley:Now I'm gonna ruin Jacksons big day!

[MileyCyrus619]

Episode: You dont have to like hannah Montana if you dont want to. (i forgot the title) :( Miley : "dad, please don't talk, cuz remember, ya ain't funny. " Robbie Ray: " I don't know, i crack myself up all the time, what do ya call a pig that does karate ? Pork chop..HA!" Miley: "Daddy I'm begging you, PLEASE DON'T TALK!"

[chelsea]

its called i cant make u luv hannah montana if u dont!!!just thought i let u kno!!!!

[OhMyGawdItsAJ]

Bobby Ray: If you get down with the dogs, your gonna get fleas.
Miley: Not if I wear a flea Collar!
_____________________________________

Miley: HaHaHa! That is so NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.
__________________________________________

Amber: Can you be anymore of a hillbilly?
Miley: Well, You know, I could've done a pig, but you guys
already got that covered!
Lily: Ooh, what's that I smell? Bacon that just got burned!
__________________________________________________ ___
Johnny: Hey Miley. What's up?
Miley: Nothin. Justputtingsomeketchuponmyveggieburger. Iseeyoulikemayonayse. Nevertriedthatonaveggieburger
Lily:Miley.
Miley:AndmaybeIshould,butnottodaycuz
Lily:Miley.
Miley:todayimputtingketchup
Lily:Miley!
Miley: Ya know, what a lot of people don't know is..is... It's also a wonderful moisterizer. Here.
Johnny: Whoa, My hand really do feel softer.
________________________________________________
Miley: He is so hot! And I'm so Lame!
Lily: He's the one who believed ketchup was a moisterizer.
__________________________________________________ _
Miley: This is amazing. The store even made a manican of me!
Lilly: That's not a manican, that's a HANNICAN Miss Montanacan!
Miley: Oh no.
Lilly: What? That was cutican!
__________________________________________________
Miley: I even complimented her orthapedic shoes! Trust me Lily, Those were frankenboots.
__________________________________________________ __________
Taylor Kingsford: I've been itching to ask you a few questions.
Hannah Montana: And I'm itching to answer them.
__________________________________________________ __
Taylor Kingsford: Are you OK?
Hannah Montana: Yeah, Just practicing a new dance routine I put together.
Taylor Kingsford: Does it come with a song?
Hannah Montana: If you want.
Okay. All I need is a beat. Gimme that Mic. It's called the scratch dance. Everybody's doing it. Contagious isnt it?
[Turns to Lily] Just scratch my back! A little to left. A little to the right. Now Low, Low. Higher,Higher! And that's just right!
Lola: Now switch!
Hannah Montana: You wish.
__________________________________________________ _____________
Miley: I even gave it a name. Linda. It's Spanish for pretty.
Bobby Ray: Well, you better start learning the Spanish word for Squished.
__________________________________________________ ___________


I have SO MANY MORE.... But.. I'm getting tired. So... oh yeah, BTW... That's only from a few episodes.

[hollywoodhunny91]

I love this show x1000000

[~*~mileycyrus~*~]

Lol

[miley06cyrus]

miley:by day I play a yada yada yada a sing sing sing the other side the other side the other side of me yea!guitar solo!woh robby ray everybody well youve been a wonderful addience pip pip cherrio goodnight

[sophiecool]

Robbie: I know you don't wanna share a tent with amber and ashley, but sometimes ya gotta make the best out of a bad situation.
Miley: Well in that case, I'm gonna need a jar of honey, a thousand red ants, and the cover of Nightfall.

[sophiecool]

Miley: C'mon you guys think about it! Sittin' under the stars, surrounded by the sounds of nature. Hoo-hoo caw-caw [makes chipmunk noises]
Ashley: What are you doing?
Miley: A chipmunk, duh!
Amber: could you be any more of a hillbilly?
Miley: ya know I could've done a pig but you guys already got that one!
Lilly: What's that I smell? Bacon that just got burned!

[sophiecool]

From "ooo ooo itchy woman"-
Ashley: ya know what I'm thinkin?
Both: Grande latte with just a sprinkle winkle of cinnamon! Ooo tisss!
Lilly: That's it! [holds up sling-shot] I'll sprinkle their winkles!

[sophiecool]

Lilly- alright.. [holds up sling shot] I've got a clear shot!
Miley- Lilly, no we might get in trouble! Let me handle this!
Lilly- ok... but make it hurt!
Miley- trust me you can count on that!
[miley walks over to amber and ashley]
Miley- o-ok I know we've had our diffferences but lilly and I are willing to forget if you are.
[lilly pulls miley away]
Lilly- I thought you said you were gonna make it hurt!
Miley- that was the most painful thing I've ever done!

[mileyminime]

Sooooo who here totally likes Miley Cyrus so much if she died, you would go too? just asking don't need to respond!

[rockstar10]

i luve hannah montana 2!

[rockstar10]

hannah montana rocks both worlds!

[Im a twin Go Green team]

Miley: What if I 4get the words to my own song! what if i 4get my costume! then id be singin in my underwear

Lilly: That would be quite a show

[sophiecool]

-jackson sitting on a beach chair having a bad dream-
Jackson- no no no! (jackson wakes up holding a chocolate bar in his hand) Ok that's it! That is it!!! You don't own me anymore ol devil choclate!!
(Jackson throws it in the garbage and runs away)
(turns around and sticks his hand toward the trash can, he mouths I love You soundlessly) Jackson- no!!!!! No!!(runs off)

[sophiecool]

( two chocolate bunnies are on a table standing up Jackson is hiding under the table)
Jackson: -does a bunny voice- Well here we are in happy bunny land Tokyo.
-Jackson makes lound clumping sounds-
Jackson: -still doing a bunny voide- Oh no what's that? It's jackzilla! Run for your bunny lives!!
-jackson pops up behind the bunnies-
Jackson- ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!-Jackson bites the head off of one bunny-

[sophiecool]

Jackson: (takes a chocalate bar and walks out of the kitchen)
Miley: hey jackson what are ya eating?
Jackson: Nothin'! Get off my back woman!! OO OOO!

[Kelsey]

Miley:...and tonight it will misteriously fall into the barbeque
Lilly: what if it doesn't burn????

[smilez]

Lilly: I have 2 questions for you. 1: What the heckie is a herkie? 2: If 1 pom pom is a pom pom, would 2 be pom pom pom pom? These are the questions that haunt me.

[smilez]

Lilly: what size shoe do you where?

Miley:I'm a Five.

Lilly: I'm A six but i'll squeeze!

[zacsgirrl12]

Miley to Lily: "When you talk do you hear it or is it like a big roaring in your ear?" I like that one. Also, Lily to Miley as she's leaving: Here I go, headed for the door after making the best apology I could possibly think of, still hoping she forgives me! Half way there!" And last, from the commericials: Miley to someone, holding Lily's hand, "No one talks to my girl like that!"

[zacsgirrl12]

I also like in the first episode when she's talking to Johnny Collins when she accidently dumped all that ketchup on her hand, " You know what a lot of people don't know is that, uhm... ketchup makes a great moisturizer."

[hannahmontanafan]

lillie-hey amber, ashley, we were gonna sit there!
amber-oh that's 2 bad
asley-why don't u sit over there by the trash cans
amber&ashley-at the losers table. ooo ssss
miley-hey amber, i think it's time 2 pluck the stash
lillie-and ashley *gasp* is that a zit or are u growing a new head!?
miley&lillie-gross! ooo sss

[~*~mileycyrus~*~]

yola!

[smilez]

Miley: What You eating?
Jackson: Nothin' get off my back women!!!
(Oh say can you remember the words?)

[da bomb]

Mine is
Off the episode "O Say Can You Remember The Words"
Jackson: (quickly) Hey, Dad! How you doing? What's for dinner? Hope it's meat loaf! How was your day? Mine was good! Nice shirt, goes with your hair! What's for dinner? Did I already ask that? Meat loaf?
Robbie: Jackson, how much candy have you had today?
Jackson: Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-why would you even ask that?
Robbie: We both know you have a problem when you've had too much sweets.
Jackson: Let it go! I was 8! It was Easter! I'd never seen a chocolate bunny before! Mmm, big chocolate bunny ears with candy eyes! Oh!
Robbie: Okay, let me smell your breath. Dang, you smell like the inside of a piñata.
Jackson: Big deal! So I had a few... dozen pieces of candy! I can stop anytime I want! (takes out a chocolate bar)
Miley: Hey, what are you eating?
Jackson: Nothing! Get off my back, woman! Ooh, ooh! (runs upstairs)

LOL

[XhAnNaHmOnTaNaX]

Miley: *gasps breath* that drink line was terrible!
Oliver: No, there was like 3 people in it
Lily: *smashes his cup on the ground* then you wouldn't mind getting another one!
Oliver: awww man!
Miley: So what do you think of hannah montana now?
Josh: Im still not feelin' it!
Lily: what do you want her to do surf the croud?
Josh: yea that would be cool
Miley: then i think i need another pretzel!

[trek814]

i love miley cyrus when she first came out i thought yea right miss diva but she rocks http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y28/trek814/18134.jpg

[mileyanddylan]

Lilly: ZYour like a dried up insect on the wendshield of his life! not evan in the center your way in the corner wher the wipers dont reach! wee wee wee splat! wee wee wee splat! Miley: Lilly this is officially the worst peptalk ever!

[XhAnNaHmOnTaNaX]

I might not get this right but...

Miley: then i ate a napkin then jakson said "you siad do do" then lily was like bug on a windsheild and then i was like GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY and thats why we have to move!

[mileyanddylan]

good job!

[smilemiley123]

Jackson: It's time to make my spiddy getaway, psht psht, dang i need to get these things fixed

(something like that)

[smilemiley123]

Miley: Yes, dad, but if you think about it, midterms are a halfway to finals, so I only need to study, about, as half as hard, and since I study twice as hard as everybody else, I only need to study a quarter, so I'm done, see how that works?

[*~*Smiley_Miley*~*]

Lilly:just go ask him out.
Miley:I cant, i'm from tennesse, we dont do that
Lilly:well your in california now and we do, do that
(jackson and cooper chuckle)
Lilly:what?
jackson:you said do do.

[SmileyMileyfan17]

I love that song,I got nerve!
Miley as Hannah:This is great the store even made a manniquin of me!
Lilly as Lola:That's not a manniquin that's a Hanniquin ,Ms.Montanaquinn.
Miley as Hannah:Oh no!
Lilly as Lola:What?I thought it was cuteiquin!
That is my Fave!!!

[mileyfan95]

lilly/lola:this is the life hold on tight this is the dream it`s all you need!
miley/hannah:you know thats great advice
lily/lola:that wasnt the advice that was the lyrics to your song!
lilly/lola:just keep your eyes on me
miley/hannah:ok what song is that from
lilly/lola that isnt a song that was the advice oh boy

[MileyMileyMiley]

B-Ray:My god this kid's got three feet.

[hannah_montana_55]

He can Hannah my Montana anyday!:D

[mileyfan95]

thats my fav one

[hannah]

fill out plz,

pics:
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k thank you,
hannah

[qtneci]

i luv the 1 from the brand new episode showing 2morrow.
Oliver: Ding!
Oliver runs and stares back at miley and lily
Oliver: Ding!
(Miley and Lily stare at him)
Oliver: A-Ding-A-Ding-Ding!
He runs into the cafeteria 2 talk 2 Becka
He runs back out and says "I forgot something."
Miley: What?!
Oliver: My name.
I was laughing really hard! If u don't think it's funny just wait till u see the episode!

[hannah]

fill out plz,

pics:
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k thank you,
hannah

[m&jrule]

lola- thats not a mannequin thats a hannahquin miss montanaquin
hannah- oh no
lola- wut that was cuteaquin

( i hope i spelled that right )

[smiley_miley250607]

my favorite quote is:

Miley: Any questions?
Lilly: A couple....First of all, What the hecky is a hurky?? And if one of these are called pompoms, are two of them called pompom-pompoms?? These are the questions that haunt me.

Me and my friend always say "what the hecky?" now instead of "what the heck?" LOL

[hannah]

my fave
lilly:just take it off
miley:and tell my father what
lilly: i dont know that your alergic to cats
miley:this what i think of that idea (toilet flushing)

lol

[i_luv_oliver_okin]

my fave is definetly:

jackson: margo diamond. you now the realtor lady on the bus-bench across from the library
lilly: whoa! your dad is dating a homeless realstate lady? I mean, she sells houses but doesn't have one
jackson: i was talking about the ad on the bus-bech, einstein.

hahaha lol thatone is so funny when she says it. it's like lilly (emily osment) is having a really bad blonde moment

[smiley_miley250607]

I also like when Lilly and Miley's dad are talkin in the store and Lilly's all:

Lilly: Well why dont we look together since we both happen to be coinkidinkily here......coinkidinkily!!


You know when Miley's dads looken for Miley a bday gift and Miley wants Lilly to help him secretly?? Yeah that's the one, LOL!!

[qtneci]

Jackson:Everybody dance, everybody sing, everybody try a chicken wing!
I love that quote! It's soooo funny!

[RoXtar]

lol its hilarious when jackson is singing pumpin up the party

"hey, come on, get out, im snakin out the pipes now" lol and

oliver:howd u do that
jackson: i have absolutely no idea! but i do know i had 2 work fast i went under the house got bit by spiders i wouldnt b surprised if i wake up 2 maro with super spidey powers

lol

[lillytruscott18]

sophiecool you say you can back blends of any actor, sing, or actres yell if u would be willing to make me a few i would really be greatful.
oh and if u r going to make them foe me i would like emily osment, mitchel musso and daniel and kay panabaker. thanks if you do

[smiley_miley250607]

Amber: what noise was that supposed to be?
Miley: A chipmunk, DUH!
Ashley: Any other hillbilly noises that u do? (laughs)
Miley: Well i would do a pig but u got that down pretty good
Lilly: Hhhhmmmmm, whats that i smell? Bacon that just got burned!!!!! (Miley and Lilly laugh)

[hannahmontanalover22]

i think im hannah's biggest fan!
My mom says i have to stop but can i meet you Miley?

[hannahmontanalover22]

Miley:Come on guys think about it.Sitting by the campfire surrounded by the sounds of nature.
hoo hoo
caw caw
[chipmunk noises]
Amber: What are you doing?
Miley: A chipmunk, duh.
Ashley: Could you be any more of a hillbilly?
Miley: Well, I could have done a pig but you already go that covered!
Lilly: Mmmmmmmmmmmm, whats that I smell? Bacon that just got BURNED!!
[Miley and Lilly laugh]

[XhAnNaHmOnTaNaX]

Hannah: hey what did you think?

Lola: i love those pajamas i want some like those

Hannah: i ment the song!

Lola: i liked that but i cant wwear it! Hey when were at the mall tomorrow i want something cute to wear!

[MileyCyrus619]

Miley: " what light through yonder window breaks....how hard is that?" (pause) (announcer on P.A.) Hannah Montana: " Oh say can you see..by the dawns early lights..through yonder window breaks" (small pause) (crowd: "BOO"!!) Hannah Montana: " wait " (trying to figure out words) " look..im a cup fly..you get it? buzz."

[MileyCyrus619]

Simon: " now right foot in front of left...curtsy and say hello your majesty" Hannah: "hello your majesty" Simon: "lower" Hannah: (voice gets lower) " hello your majesty" Simon :" no no..get lower" Hannah: (voice gets lower) "hello your majesty" (smiles) Simon : " i was talking about the curtsy" Hannah : " oh..yeah" (Robbie Rays cell phone rings) Robbie Ray: "hello? mom can i call you back..im in the middle of meeting the queen..no no no not Latifah..yes i know she didnt birth me." Hannah: "(laughs) Simon..when i met THAT queen all i had to rehearse was wassup girlfriend (points at Simon)...ya get it..get it?" Simon: "unfortunately i do" :57:

[MileyCyrus619]

Oliver:"if im gonna announce the tournament tomorrow...i have to practice too." Jackson: " your also gonna have to be alive." (soundbox) "ohhhh!" (same episode different part) Memaw: " oliver, do you have the sound of a truck runnin' over a box?" oliver: " no, i dont think i have that one." Memaw: " you will if you push another button. And you (looks toward Jacksons teammate) if you dont get your head in this game im gonna have a senior moment on your keester..you got that?"

[MileyCyrus619]

Oliver: " Jackson, where's Miley?" Jackson: " don't know" Oliver: " whens she gonna be back?" Jackson: " dont care." Oliver: " will you tell her i stopped by?" Jackson: " dont count on it." (later that episode) Oliver: " Miley left her head at practice...you get it...her head?" Jackson:" dont know." Oliver: " but i didnt-" Jackson: " dont care." Oliver: " will you stop?" Jackson: " dont count on it. Hey...check this out."Oliver: " one second (Oliver runs and grabs a chair)...ok ready" Jackson:" it was some water and a little unidentifiable sludge...get a tetnis shot and buck up little camper." (turns water on) Oliver: "how did you do that?" Jackson: "i have absolutely no idea..but i do know that i had to work fast..went under the house and got bit by some spiders..i wouldnt be suprised if i woke up tomorrow with spidey powers." (imitates web slinging) Jackson: " watch this." (pours food down drain & turns on dispose) Jackson: " that sir was the sweet & sour sound of 50 bucks goin in my pocket." Robbie Ray: "JACKSON!!!" Oliver: " and what was that?" Robbie Ray: " JACKSON!!!" Jackson: " oh man i gotta get outta here" ( jumps on counter & imitates web slinging) "DANG IT!!" (next scene) Jackson: " i know it loks like i messed up but technically the job was to unclog the sink and the sinks unclonged..now i do take personel checks..but i prefer cash." Robbie Ray: " and i prefer not to shower in Mooshu Pork..and uh..lunch is on me...(puts noodles on Jacksons shoulder) and now its on you." :57:

[MissGuided]

I don't know if these have been mentioned but they are some of my favorites:

Miley get your gum-
Miley (to Oliver): I love you like a brother or a pet fish. I would be sad if I had to flush you down the toliet but I wouldn't want to kiss you.

Mascot Love-
Emily (cheering): You may be good at football. You may be good at track but when it come to basketball you might as well step back.

Ooh, ooh itchy woman-
Emily: I'm sorry you two are a pair of lying evil nasties.

Those are all I can remember off the top of my head. I remember part of the rap Robbie does to make fun of Miley in "Can't Make You Love Hannah if You Don't" but not all of it.

T.T.F.N.,
Traci

[iheartmissmiley]

Oops I Meddled Again-
"Hey Jackson Have u seen oliver?"-miley "yea hes down the beach with a girl cause he can get a girl cause hes not in a chicken suit!"-jackson "all i was lokkin for was down the beach but thanx for sharing"-miley "aww look how far away he is!"-miley "who'd have to ba able to fly"-lilly (miley looks at the parasail) "is that a parasail?"-miley "slow down there toots,the only way you can go up in this is if..."rico (miley wearing chicken suit strapped in the parasail) "you r one evil little boy!"-miley "its a little to late for flattery"-rico (miley flys up in the air) "ahhhh!o wait i like this!"-miley "oliver!boat driver i need to be lower!lower!lower(splash)thank you."-miley "oliver!"-miley "miley"-oliver "miley why r u in a chicken suit?"becka weller "bcause thy were all out of gorilla suits so can we move on!"-miley "i need to have a private talk with oilver face to... beak!"-miley "please tell me you didnt break up with her!"-miley you were going to break up with me!"-becka "you were going to break up with me!"-oliver if u guys want me to tell u wat happens next ask me on this thread or PM me!

[MileyCyrus619]

Lilly: "go team throw the ball...go team..to the MALL." Miley: " lilly..this isnt going to work out if im on the team and your not." Miley:" try this, slide...jump..arms up and squat..spin..and jump." (a few seconds later) Lilly: " jump..squat.. arms up...AHH!" (falls over couch) "hows that?" Miley: " im guessing your gonna be the only cheerleader there with pom-poms..AND a helmet!" Lilly: " uhhh..help."

[MileyCyrus619]

(It's a mannequins world) Hannah: " this is so cool..they even made a mannequin of me!" Lola: " thats not a mannequin thats a hannequin ms. montannequin." Hannah: " OH NO!" Lola: " what that was cutequin!" (later on when Miley is the mannequin) (little girl tugs on her jeans) Hannah: " cut it out!" Girl: " MOMMY!" Hannah: " dont be scared!" girl: " stop staring at me you freak!" Hannah: " haha kid thought i was real!" (everyone runs outta the store)

[MileyCyrus619]

(oo oo itchy women) Miley: " TENT WEDGIE TENT WEDGIE!!! AHHH" (she falls over and is hanging on to the tent donnie and oliver are fighting over upside down) camp chaperone: " miley what chya doin?" miley: " pitchin a tent" chaperone: " hows that workin out for ya?" miley: " im hangin in."

[Absolute_Lovex3]

Miley: "Yah' ain't funny"
Billy Ray Cyrus: " and you can't rap, a doh de doh de doh!"

[Best_Of_Both_Worlds]

Miley- I spent all day yesterday trying to make Josh like Hannah Montana
Oliver- So, how's it go?
Miley- It went great! He loves Hannah Montana and we're getting married now. How do you think it went you dount!
(later)
Josh- Hey miley. I thought about what you said about Hannah Montana and, I'm gonna give her a chance.
Miley- Really? That's great!
Josh- Yeah. So tonight, I'm taking you to a Hannah Montana concert.
(they hug. Miley mouths to Lilly and Oliver- Help me)
Oliver- And she said it didn't go well. Who's the donut now?
Lilly- Still you.

That's my fave one yet. Here's another one.

Josh- Whoa, cool guitar. Not as good as the (I forgot the name), but of course, YOU know that.
Robby- You sound like you've been a musician for 30 years, Oh wait! That's me!
Josh- I'm not saying it wasn't a good guitar back in it's day.
Miley- Good Lord that boy's got 3 feet.
(I may have messed that one up. but I love that one. :))

[MileyCyrus619]

Jackson: " this ones from me." Miley: " sheepskin seat covers? you got me a present for your car?" Jackson: " well when i drive you to the mall i want you to be comfortable.... for christmas im gettin ya chrome spinners!" Miley: "fine then your getting a black leather skirt with matching pumps...(does motion with hands) MESS WITH ME!" (I Cant Make You Love Hannah If You Dont) Miley: " OK im gonna sit on the couch and act like i live here all the time." Josh: " hey Miley...you look hot." (Mileys on the couch smilin real big) Robbie Ray: " Hi.. im the hot chicks father how do i look?" Josh: " very handsome..sir." Robbie Ray: " nice try..now get your foot out of your mouth, and lets start over. " Josh: " yes..sir...thank you..sir..im Josh..sir. Miley: " there goes the other foot." :57:

[MileyCyrus619]

tracy: " Hannah it is so good to see you with..her." Hannah: " look, i like you trace, but if you wanna be my friend, shes part of the deal." Tracy: " but shes just SO uncool." Hannah : " not as uncool as YOU were when you shot a snot-rocket so big it hit both of the Olsen twins." Tracy: " thats not fair...you know i have sinus problems!" Hannah: " well, we all have problems...but a good friend dosent bail on you when you have 'em. I didnt bail on you with the twins and im not bailing on Lilly." Lola:" Lola" hannah: " right. tracy: " fine, but tell anyone about the snot-rocket and your out." lola:"done." tracy:" meet you in there." (bouncer crying) Bouncer: " well, what you did for your friend was real nice!" Lola; " i think so to (pause, looks in club doors) is that Orlando Bloom, ohhh! im cool im cool." Hannah: " just go for it!" Lola: " thanks, woooo!" Bouncer: " she is kind of a dork." Hannah: " i know. but shes my dork...ORLANDO!!!!!" <---- that last part was my favorite & the "you know i have sinus problems " part,,just the way she sounds in the episode..all nasily from her 'sinus problems'. MMMM vanilla my favorite! :57:

[MileyCyrus619]

(Mascot Love) (Flamingo mascot pushes Miley) Miley/ Pirate Pete: " back off Pinky i'm not in the mood!" (flamingo pushes her again) Pirate Pete/Miley: " I said back off! why you little! bring it on Birdie! (mascots wrestle each other to the ground) ow, ouch, ouch, ow...hey no pecking how do think i got this eye-patch?" (later on in episode) Lilly: "OK now i can talk" Hannah: "well i cant Hannah has backstage passess to the Stones concert...why are you limpin?" Lilly: " because thnks to you my herkey was jerkey!" Hannah: " OOO that looks swollen do you want me to get you some ice?" Lilly: " dont you be nice to me while im mad at you...and yes wrapped in a towel." Hannah; " can you still cheer/" Lilly: " it dosent matter, im giving it up." Hannah: " WHAT why?" lilly: " what? your the one who told me i should quit." Hannah: " i know, i was just being selfish. when im performing onstage and i look out in the wing, your ALWAYS there cheering for me. i just wanna do the same for you, but i can do that if you quit." Lilly: " but its not like you can stop being Hannah Montana." hannah: " your right, but sometimes i can, like tonite." Lilly: " what are you doing?" Miley:" im about to LIMP to the mall with my friend lilly." :57:

[MileyCyrus619]

(oliver walks up to becca) oliver: " my robbie name is hi." ( backs up and walks forward again) " my oliver name is hi." Becca: " are you trying to ask me out?" Oliver: " yes! whoo...for a second there i thought i was a bumbling fool!"

Miley: " its like walkin barefoot through a field of cows after their mornin' sitdown....what ya'll never heard that 1 before?"

Miley: " once again..Hannah Montana is making the world a better place for LOVE!"

Lilly: " 1st, what the heckey is a herkey? and 2nd if 1 of these is a pom-pom, does that make 2 of them pom-pom-pom-poms? hmm. these are the question that haunt me."

(Miley and Jackson are in a closet) Miley: " Jackson your on my foot!"
Jackson: " i cant move, i've got a for-sale sign...in my backyard."

Lilly: " Hey Miley, you OK?"
Miley: " yea, but i had this terrible dream that i forgot the national anthem in front of thousands of people."
Lilly: (nervous chuckle) 'that wasnt a dream."
Miley: " you couldnt play along for like a minute!"
Lilly: " lets watch some T.V." (turns on TV to see Hannah messing up national anthem on all channels) Miley: " Beary im sorry you had to see that!"
lilly: " Beary the bear?"
Miley: "I was 3, and im not changing his name now that would just confuse him."
Robbie Ray: " here you go Mile." ( puts "flapjacks" on counter)
Miley: " im too upset to eat."
Lilly: " im not! what's going on Miley you've never had stage-fright before...these are VERY good, what did you do to these?"

Robbie Ray: "actually i used just a splash of vanilla and a hint of cinnamon."
Miley: " daddy! I just dont wanna get laughed at again. what if i forget the words to one of MY songs? and what if i forget to put my clothes on, then i'd be singing in my underwear!"
Lilly: " that would be QUITE a show. but wait, thats how Oliver feels cuz you BAILED on him, talk about weird."
miley: " stop flappin' and eat your flapjacks!"
( Lilly gives Miley a dirty look) LOTS AND LOTSA QUOTES,,,,THEY JUST KEEP COMIN! :57: :D

[MileyCyrus619]

Coach: " all right steawart, your up next."
Miley: " they got our ball (clap,clap) we want it back (clap,clap) they got our ball (clap,clap) we want it back (clap,clap) they got our ball", (coach cuts in) " you want it back (clap,clap)....i know, what else u got for me?"
Miley: " OK, and slide and slide and do the butterfly, and dip and dip, and shake my little hips i want you and you to cheer up with me to." (crowd cheering) Coach: " when i told you to bring it, you brought it, now take it over there. Lilly Truscott come on down you are the next contestant on the coach is right. Now, Truscott, the last minute of my life is yours, dont waste it!"
Lilly: " pirates give that take that shot..OHH sorry. They make that..take that shot..YAY!"
Coach: " well wasnt that something?"

Miley: " now just remember, my future happiness depends on you, no pressure."
Lilly: " you know, when someone says 'no pressure' it adds pressure!"
Miley: "just go!"

Roxxi: "thats what you get when you mess with crouching tiger hidden roxxi!"

oliver: " im gonna get this!" ( goes under limbo stick)
Roxxi: " guess again, string bean..(throws stick to the ground)..now, somebody point me to the prize table.
Oliver: " but you cheated!"
Roxxi: " i dont think so!"
Oliver: " me neither."

Miley: " you know what, there is one HOT grandpa. ( grabs newspaper and throws it on the ground and stomps on it) there was a bee! a big bee! i think i got it, your welcome." I TOLD YA THERE WAS MORE COMIN, AND IF YOU ASK ME HOW I REMEMBER THESE LONG LINES, ILL TELL YA " I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA" I JUST WATCH THE SHOW....A LOT!

[HMCrazygurl]

My favorite line is this one!! From the very first episode!!!

Says Lily to Miley: You and I are going to to see the one the only Hannah Montana.... Woooooooooooooooo!!!............ Your not screaming why aren't you screaming?

Jackson: Oh trust me she is screaming on the inside!!!

Miley:(screams on the inside!!!)

[hannahmiley]

I have the best one ever,

And slide, and slide, and do the butterfly, dip and dip, I shake
my little hip, I want you and you, to do it with me too.

[TWEETY]

awesome quotes guys... they rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Beverly22]

Lilly Truscott: But the mall has cute clothes!
Miley Stewart: But the beach has cute boys.
Lilly Truscott: To the beach!

Lilly Truscott: You're in California now, and we do do that here.
[Jackson and Copper snicker]
Miley Stewart: What?
Jackson Stewart: She said 'do-do!

ha ha that is funnycool blend!

[ajgirl321]

everybody sing
everybody dance
everybody try a chicken wing!:eek:

[Hanna Montanna]

lil oliver: 4 score aanndd... 4 scoer aanndd...aanndd......LOOK IM A FRUIT FLY...ABRAHAM FRUIT FLY!!!!!HA! HA! HA!

[Hanna Montanna]

Hannah: ok dad just be calm,be calm

Robbie Ray:honey if i was any calmer...id be dead!!

[~*miley*lover*~]

Hannah:Hey Maddie just the tush i've been looking for..can you close my suitcase?
Maddie:(gasp)Wait till I tell my friends that I sat on Hannah Montana's siutcase(shriek)

(from the newest episode go to fansitefreaks.com/miley to download it.)

[ajgirl321]

Lily:
were in california now and we dodo that
jackson and cooper:*laughs a lil*
miley:what?
jackson:you said dodo
MIley:Grow Up!

[123_abc]

Lily:But the mall has cute clothes
Miley:But the beach has cute boys!
Lily:....To the beach....

[MissMileySunshine89]

"Lilly, He doesnt use the brain the good lord gave a hunk of jurky turky"

"You think i'm cute? Really? like i care" <---NEw Ep With Jake Ryan... Didn't come out yet. But its on youtube!!

www.youtube.com Then type in new kid- Hannah montana

[max270]

miley: i'm sorry you had to see that beary
Lilly: beary the bear?
miley: i was 3 alright and if i change it now it would just confuse him.

lol i think that is how it goes

[lilkimmi27]

oliver: oh my god you love me
miley: ewww no i mean i love you but like a brother or a pet fish i mean id cry if i had to flush you down the toilet but i wouldnt want to kiss you

[Miley_Fan23]

Besides the one in my siggy...

Robbie (and Jackson): "I like to sing, I like to dance, but I can't do it with POOPIE IN MY PANTS"

:D

Along with all the other quotes people mentioned, especially the windsheild one.

[Miley4ever28]

Lilly:good point, and besides...he probly doesn't even know your alive, you'll be like some dried up insect on the winshiled of his life. Not even in the center, you're way off on the side where the wippers don't reach, weet weet weet SPLAT! weet weet weet weet....

Miley/Hannah: He loves hannah montana now, and we're getting married. How do you think it went, you donut...

Guy: Miley I heard what you said about hannah montana last night so I'm taking you to a hannah montana concert

Oliver: Whose the dounut now

Lily: Still you...

[*~Miley~*]

Its bad like walkin berefoot thru a field of cows after there mornin sitdown


Miley : That boy dosent have a brain the good lord gave a hunk of turky jerkey

[miley'sbestfan211]

i like love hannah montana (the show) miley is like the best singer in the world.

[aznangel]

~*~mileycyrus~*~ is copying ur blends on her website i repeat she is copying your blends come on ya guys she took are blends without asking isnt that a little rude well im just tellin ya guys that

[sweetnspicez101]

Lily: This is the Life. Hold on Tight. This is the dream its all you need!
Hannah/Miley: Wow thats great advice.
Lily: What advice those are the lyrics to your song!

[#1Miley-Fan!]

(Miley): Let's just say the alarm should go off when he enters the teen's department!
*Dad looks at outfits with big bows and stuff on it*
(Miley): Oh, Somebody stop him!
(Roxy): Stop who?! I'll get him! Wha!

[#1Miley-Fan!]

Miley:Mid terms are only half way to finals, and since i study twice as hard as everyone else, i only have to study half as hard, so you see? You get it how that works??
Dad:Well I'm the dad in charge, and you aren't you going1 You get it how that works??

[#1Miley-Fan!]

Episode:On the Road Again
Lilly: Isn't it great that your dad is going to start singing and performing again?
no repsonse from Jackson
Lilly: Jackson?
Lilly:Jackson?!
She takes of the sunglasses he was wearing and finds he was sleeping. She puts dorky sunglasses on his face. The she brings out her lipstick.
Jackson: Don't even think about it!

[#1Miley-Fan!]

Episode: On the Road Again
Miley: Roxy won't even let us out of her sight!
Oliver: I think you're over reacting, I mean, I don't see her any where!
Miley: Fine. Hit me with this magazine.
Oliver: Huh? Why?
Miley: Trust me, I'll be fine.
Oliver: Uh, ok.
*He rolls up magazine. Prepares to hit when...! Roxy comes up behind and throws Oliver back!*
Miley:...

[#1Miley-Fan!]

Lilly:Hannah Montana Hot Dogs! ... Hannah Montana's scarf! ... Hannah Montana!!!!

[#1Miley-Fan!]

Episode: Oops! I Meddled Again!
Miley: This was before the first girl to like him since kindergarten.
Lilly: I didn't like him like him. I only held his hand cuz i wanted his crayons. He had the 64 pack! WITH the sharpener!
*Miley rolls her eyes."
Miley" C'mon!

[#1Miley-Fan!]

Episode:Oops I Meddled again!
Miley: C'mon, you used to be Smokin' Oken!
Lilly: You leave the ladys heart broken!
Miley: And we know we're not just jokin'
Lilly: A wiki wiki bye
Miley: And a wiki wiki bye.
Oliver: Your right! When it rhymes, it all makes sense!
*miley and lilly roll their eyes.*
Oliver:You made my life a recka so I'm dumpin' you becka! You mad my life a recka so i'm dumpin' you becka
Miley-Lilly: You made his life a recka so he's dumpin' you becka!
Miley: A wiki wik- What the heck are you wearing?
*Jackson is in a chicken suit.*
Jackson:don't drain the tub, I'm makins soup...

[#1Miley-Fan!]

Episode: Oops! I meddled again!
Oliver: Oh! She's gonna dump me at the beach...!
Miley: On.. No! You don't know that! She could dump you at the mall, in between classes on the way to school. She could even text message you.
Lilly: That's what I'd do!