i wanna hear yo mamma jokes hear!!!!

[Miley's #1fan]

hey every1 although i love miley i wanna hear some of youz guyzes jokes and ill rate them on a scale of 1-10 i cant wait to hear your sense of humor PEACE:57: :57:

[mileyrox]

yo mommas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "to be continued"

[xX sugarRUSH 27]

idk how funny this is, but in hebrew school we were talking about broken hearts (when someone dumps you) then the teacher said "What is a broken heart after it is broken so many times?" Then I said "a half a broken heart?" Then the 3 other girls in the room were laughing. I don't think that's too funny, but whatever.

[Miley's #1fan]

i give that 1 a 8.5 that was pretty good :57:

[xX sugarRUSH 27]

and also.... my brother picked off all his eyebrows, it's more of a "gotta see it" moment kind of thing.

[Miley's #1fan]

ok sugar it was ok but i would give it a 6 :57:

[xX sugarRUSH 27]

good job on your rating mileyrox!! XP

[mileyrox]

thnx

[xX sugarRUSH 27]

woo! It's not a 5!

[mileyrox]

yo mommas so fat it takes 6 buses 4 cars and 2 bikes to get to her good side

[Miley's #1fan]

now that is worthat leaste a 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :57:

[Miley's #1fan]

heres 1 yo mammas so short she uses a stickey hand to open the car door :57:

[Miley's #1fan]

now u rate me

[xX sugarRUSH 27]

Yo mama's so smelly she needs 10 car fresheners, 2 lysol containers, and a shower just to get a quarter cleaner.

[xX sugarRUSH 27]

haha, I don't really get it, so i'll give it a 6 1/2.

[Miley's #1fan]

ok thats kool:57:

[MileyLaLa]

I put up your siggy.

[MileyLaLa]

Yo mammaa is so fat, when she steped on a wieghing scale, it said "one person at a time please".

[xX sugarRUSH 27]

woo! I give that a 1o. (just kidding)

[xX sugarRUSH 27]

no, really I give it an 8 1/2.

[MileyLaLa]

lol, I got it off a website, so eh lol

[xX sugarRUSH 27]

well I got a 6! That's 1 more than 5. woo!

[MileyLaLa]

How abouttttt...

blah blah, i dunno ahaahah

[Miley's #1fan]

ok ok i got 1 yo mammas so cross eyed she can read two books at once
:57:

[Miley's #1fan]

hows that:57:

[xX sugarRUSH 27]

how about.....
yo mama is so dumb, that she's still trying to enroll in daycare.

[xX sugarRUSH 27]

I"d give that a 7.

[Miley's #1fan]

yo mammas so cross eyed she can read two books at once
:57:

[Miley's #1fan]

i got lots more hows about you:57:

[Miley's #1fan]

yo mammas so black when she went to night school she was marked absent
:57:

[Miley's #1fan]

how is that 1:57:

[thinklikepink]

hay i luv miley cyrus she is soo cool

[Miley's #1fan]

you are sooo right but first lets see what you got in jokes:57:

[Miley's #1fan]

heyy sugar im sooo srry but i forgot your name again what was it:57:

[xX sugarRUSH 27]

Alana.You can call me sugar if you want though, all the guys on this website that I talk to call me that anyways, it wouldn't make a difference if 1 more person said it.

[thinklikepink]

hmmm giv me a sec ill cum up wif sumthing....thinking

[Miley's #1fan]

where did every1 go :57:

[xX sugarRUSH 27]

I'm right here.

[thinklikepink]

here one wat do u think?
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved

[xX sugarRUSH 27]

haha, I give it a 9.

[xX sugarRUSH 27]

I've got one.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she came out of a store she didn't know where her car was, even though it was right infront of her.

[Miley's #1fan]

ok kool sugar soooo what do u want to call me:57:

[xX sugarRUSH 27]

what's your name again?

[thinklikepink]

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

[Miley's #1fan]

ok ok yo mammas so stupid she tried to kill a fish by drowning it!!!!!:57:

[Miley's #1fan]

ok ok yo mammas so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing off a cliff!!!:57:

[Miley's #1fan]

im tristan pink and u r?:57:

[thinklikepink]

haha
funny1

[thinklikepink]

diana

[xX sugarRUSH 27]

gotta go. Be back in 10. biee.

[thinklikepink]

kk bubi

[Miley's #1fan]

lata:57:

[thinklikepink]

soo any1 else got sum jokes

[Miley's #1fan]

ive gotta take a shower soon so ill be leaving soon not now but soon:57:

[Miley's #1fan]

yo mammas so dark when she fell off a cliff the monties said,"darkness fell'

[Miley's #1fan]

sooo diana how old r u?:57:

[mileycyruscrazy06]

ha ha i would say 8.5

yo mamma so hairy when she took her daughter to the chimp exebet at the zoo the daughter said "mommy mommy look it is your twin!!!"

i thought that was funny, might not be though

[Miley's #1fan]

heyy sugar your back

[thinklikepink]

hehe so how old are you all...jst so we no ur not lyk 50 or sumfing lol
im 14 hehe

[Miley's #1fan]

id give it a 9 diana that was funny:57:

[Miley's #1fan]

well im 13 sooo its kool:57:

[Miley's #1fan]

heyy guys ill see ya tomorrow luv all of yea LATER :57: :57: :57:

[Miley's #1fan]

Bbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeee Sseeeee Yyyaaaaaa Tttooommmooorrrooowww Peace Out Yo

[thinklikepink]

lataz

[mileycyruscrazy06]

I am 13

[thinklikepink]

kewl wats ur name

[xX sugarRUSH 27]

I'm back!

[MileyLaLa]

same!

[mileyizcool77]

what do yo mama jokes have to do with how much we love miley cyrus?

[Miley's #1fan]

well they dont but they are very very very entertaining just like her shows:57"

[hollywoodhunny91]

i think this is in the wrong section... this should be in the users sections.

[Miley's #1fan]

why its funny well we all love mley but this is the only section people really read!!1???!!!:57:

[hollywoodhunny91]

yo momma's so fat that when she skinney dipped they changed the name.

[Miley's #1fan]

heyy are you a girl or a boy hollywood:57:

[mileyizcool77]

yo mama is so fat that when she went out in the streets in new york wearing a yellow rain coat, people yelled "taxi!!!!!" and tried to flag her down.

[mileyizcool77]

i think this is in the wrong section... this should be in the users sections. ya me too but yo mama jokes r pretty funny i just posted 1!!!

[~Alida Montana~]

That deserves a round of aplause a 9.9

[chelsea]

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!!!Sorry im posting like a month later i barely found thiz thread!!!

[chelsea]

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

[Miley Cyrus 10]

that was so funny i forgot to laugh

[speedy12driver]

yo moma so fat when she sets u can't go around her u got 2 go over her

[hannah fan 2006]

well i aint gonna read all 80 jokes but heres mine
I dont even wanna talk bout yo mama cause i dont even no the gay

[kiki252]

Your momma's so stupid she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch.

Your momma's so poor I come to your house an ask, "Where's the bathroom?" and she says, "Pick a corner!"

[Bobojo94]

wen someone asks ur name u say jomamaschesthair!!!!

[brittany]

yo mamas so fat when she went to the beach the whales stared singing we are family

[brittany]

yo mamma so stupid when she saw a blACK guy she stared running a saying oreo oreo oreo!

[xX sugarRUSH 27]

Yo momma so ugly that when she went to try on bathingsuits one of the employees said to her "I think you're looking in the wrong section, the Men's department is to the left."

[xX sugarRUSH 27]

Yo momma so ugly that when she tried out for cheerleading, all the other girls made up the cheer, "U-G-L-Y YOU AINT GOT NO ALABY YOU UGLY, YEAH, YEAH YOU UGLY"

[Mileyfan_101]

yeah... this is rude and stupid. These things are so 2001.

[MileysRealFriend]

Yo mama's so stupid she was on a desserted island, and swam half way to the ship, got tired and swam back. heres another: yo mama's so stupid she triped over a cordless phone!!!!

[HaNnAh*MoNtAnA*ChIcK]

yo mamas so short, you can see her feet in her drivers license.

yo mamas so fat, when she blinks, her eylids clap.

Yo mamas so fat, when god said, let there be light, yo mama had 2 move
yo mama is so cross eyed, she looks out the front door and sees the back yard.

hope you like em!

[~Alida Montana~]

I got a few even no there sortaLATE

wHEN YO MOMMA jumped into the ocean the great white whale started sining we r family even know u r fatter then me

yo momma so cheap she hasnt even heard of fifty cent and im not talking about rapper

yo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can down and i asked what shes doin and she said moving

Yo momma so fat she was running down the street with her red sweat suit on and everybody yelled HEY COOLAID

Yo momma so fat she was laying on the beach and every body started yelling FREE WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

like them

[chelsea]

Thats Hot!!!lol

[RoXtar]

LOL i like the cool aid one!!!! i dont really have any my friends and i say really stupid ones like your mommas so fat, shes fat! LOL were weird and proud of it!

[SmileyFan]

Maybe someone said this already but
yo mama is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
yo mama is so fat you tried to go around her and got lost
yo mama is so stupid she got run over by a parked car
yo mama is so stupid she bungee-jumped off a curb..
That's all I can think of :D

[SmileyMiley11]

I got one yo momma so ugly when she went to the ugly contest the judges said sorry we don't take perfeshonals!

[skyesweetnam11]

yo mamma so fat she walked down the street i was trying not to laugh but the ground was crackin up!!!!

[mileycyrus#1]

i have one
yo mammas so ugly she sung im a sexy mama and some one else said ur an ugly mama
im not sure that is really that funny but u know my friends made it up

[megaman 2006]

lol

[mileyrocks101]

your mamma is so fat that when she went to the toilet it sang abcdefg get your fat a-s-s off of me!

hows that?

[mileyrocks101]

HELLO! any one there? if some ones there tell me if my jokes funny

[zacsgirrl12]

Yo mamma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and expected a gumball to come out!

[HannahMontana***]

Yo mama so stupid that she tried putting skittles in alphebetical order
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to the dinosaur exhibit every1 ran out.
Yo mama so fat that she touched a whale and turned it to a piece of paper.

[zacsgirrl12]

Your mamas so ugly when she was born the doctors slapped her mom!

[mileycyrus1992]

Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu!!!

[HannahMontana***]

Yo mama so poor that she can't pay the price (bad)
Yo mama so stupid that she looked under an egg 2 see if it was a boy or gurl

[megaman 2006]

your mom.. ooooooo i got you!!!

[jukeyboi]

Yo mamma so fat if she forgot her phone number she just steps on the scales

[qtneci]

yo momma is so fat that when she walked past the tv i missed the entire 3 seasons of Making The Band!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HannahMontana***]

These r bad but im runnin out!

Yo mama so fat that she stepped in a puddle and drowned

Yo mama so ugly that they made a schulpture of her and put it in the
dinosaur exhibit.

Yo mama so stupid that when she hears Rock and Roll, She says, Stop, Drop, And Roll! then calls the fire department.

Yo mama so ugly that when she tried out 4 a ugly contest, she won three years running then when she came back, the judges said, Give someone else a chance!

Yo mama so red, that when she went to the beach, she got cooked at Red Lobster!

[MileyCyruslookalike]

to momma is so big she went to china the peaple screamed godzila:D

[gangstajx2]

aight i got some good ones

yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch sixty minutes

yo momma so black and her teeth are so yellow when she smile she looks like a pittsburgh steelers helmet

[Josh Z]

Yo J, I liked the 2nd one. rofl

[emily and miley lover]

yo mamma is so fat, she wore a black bathing suit in the ocean and everyone thought it was an oil spill

[SmileyMiley11]

yo mama so ugly that when she went to the ugly contest the judges said sorry we don't take perfesionals!

[mileycyrus#1]

yo mommas so old she dated abe linclon in highschool

[SmileyMiley11]

ha ha thats funny!

[mileycyrus#1]

thanx

[SmileyMiley11]

your funny!

[Hanna Montanna]

yea

[miley-cyrus_fan4ever]

Yo Mamma is so dumb that she tripped over a CORDLESS phone! lol!

[miley-cyrus_fan4ever]

yo mama so ugly that when she went to the ugly contest the judges said sorry we don't take perfesionals!


that's funne!

[Hanna Montanna]

yep

[miley-cyrus_fan4ever]

yo mamma is so fat, she wore a black bathing suit in the ocean and everyone thought it was an oil spill


that one is funny!

[Hanna Montanna]

true

[katymo]

okay i have a good one: your mama is so fat that when she walks down the street japanese tourists point, run, and scream. (like in godzilla if you didnt get it)

[meditry]

Yo Mama's so fat, that when she fell in the ocean all the whales started singing "We Are Family." I know somebody may have already said this one, but my version is a little different. i got one that is way innapropriate, so i ain't saying that one...

[ChemicalsReact]

yo mamma so0o stupid when she called to ask how long iit took to get to california they told her 1 min n she hung up n said ok

[Best_Of_Both_Worlds]

Yo momma jokes

[Best_Of_Both_Worlds]

You said you wanted to hear "Yo momma jokes" So I told you "Yo momma jokes"

[MileyCyrus619]

i got 2 yo momma so nasty, she went to get in the tub, then the water jumped out and said "naw im aight"


the other one is your moms so fat when she sat on a rainbow, skittles started poppin out.


oh wait! i got more! your mommas so dumb she got locked in Publix and starved 2 death. yo momma is so gay, she made michael jackson go straight.

[MileyCyrus619]

yo mommas teeth so yellow, she put the sun outta buisness yo mommas so fat, she saw a yellow school bus ride by and she said "stop that twinkie,,wheres the cream-filling?!"

yo mommas so fat, she bout a yellow bathing suit and every1 said "taxi!"

yo mommas so fat she bought a black-and-white bathing suit and everyone yelled "shamu!"

[*~Mileyfan~*]

Yo Momma so fat we took her to sea world to get baptised.

Yo Momma so stupid i saw her yelling in an envelope. I asked what she was doing. She said she was sending voice mail.

Yo momma so hairy she has afros on her armpits.

[this_is_thelife]

(this is all i can think of right now but...)yo momma so old the fire department is on stand-by when she blows out her birthday candles.(i know its kinda stupid but its all i rember)

[max270]

yo mama is so fat she has to buy two airline tickets

[this_is_thelife]

yo mama is so fat she has to buy two airline tickets
:roflmao:!

[RockOn]

Yo momma so fat that i didnt wanna start laughing, but the grass started cracking up!

[harley]

heres 1 yo momma so stupid she keeped going out side checking her mail box and keeped closing it over and over i asked her wat she was doing and she said her computer was saying she got mail

[mileyrocks101]

i have too

yo mamma so fat when she sat on the toliet sang abcdefg get your fat as* off of me.

yo mamma so poor she cant even buy anything from the 99 cent store

[MileyCyrus619]

your mommas so ghetto when her water broke it wuz kool-aid.....sorry if this one is gross or weird.

[MileyCyrus619]

ur mommas so fat her beeper is a VCR, ur moms so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles started popping out, ur mommas so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

[fanatic125]

i got good ones but theyre not appropriate

[smiley2772]

i got good ones but theyre not appropriate
pm 'em 2 me
its all good
Im used to that stuff
try spending a day in my ghetto skool
plus Im 13

[dragon30003]

Yo momma's so fat, she sits around the house, AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma's so fat, you have to use a bulldozer to get her on her feet.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she was born her momma said "What a treasure!" and her dad said, "Yes, now let's go bury it."

[Hanna Montanna]

lolz

[allyssa419]

I got one,You mama so fat her bra size is a 123 tripple z!pm me to tell me what yall think of that one.

[Vicky]

fly like a butterfly
sting like a bee
i have sex with your mom
now it hurts when i pee

[Emily_Osment911]

Yo momma so ugly..she doesnt need a mask to scare ppl off on halloween

[MClover]

yo mama's so fat that when she steped into the ocean all the whales started singing "we are family even though your fatter than me"

[mileysbestpal164]

this is long but if u get it it would be funny

--------------------------------------------------------------
a women has a baby
and she doesn't know wat 2 name her
3 teens pass by her
and say name it littlecrack
so she did
the next day she bought a house
wat should i name tha house she said?(asked tha same 3 teens)
they said hairybut
so she did
then a week later tha house burned down
she yelled out:
MY HAIRYBUT IS ON FIRE AND I CAN'T FIND MY LITTLECRACK
the 3 teens bursted into laughter
--------------------------------------------------------------

do ya get it?

[mileysbestpal164]

u guys got some funny jokes

[llama2adrianne]

You wanna hear a joke?

Yo momma.

Just that. :lol:

[mileysbestpal164]

You wanna hear a joke?

Yo momma.

Just that. :lol:

lol

[smiley2772]

Lmao

[snowpup]

Sorry, but these are offencive to me. My mom has cancer.

[smiley2772]

okay well theyre just jokes and theyre just 4 fun annd not true
Im sorry about that

[dragon30003]

Yo momma's so fat, she let's people use her as shelter.

[polkadot72]

Ok this is a good one.....Yo mama's so fat the only thing stoping her from Jenny Craig is the door!

[polkadot72]

Sorry, but these are offencive to me. My mom has cancer.


Oh I'm soo sorry:'(

[freelelandchapman]

Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends

[smiley2772]

Yo Momma's So Fat When She Takes A Shower Only Her Foot Gets Wet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmao

[xx_mileyrocks_xx]

yo mamma is so fat that when she sits around the house... she sits AROUND the house

[xx_mileyrocks_xx]

Yo Momma's So Fat When She Takes A Shower Only Her Foot Gets Wet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lmao


lol i give that a 7

[smiley2772]

LMAO
I give yours a 7 too

[smiley2772]

yo mommas so fat when she shakes someone's hand she has to give 'em directions

yo mommas so fat people jog around her for exercise

yo mommas so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people yell taxi!

yo mommas so fat when she fell in love she broke it

yo mamas so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

yo mamas so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money

yo mamas so ugly she trick-or-treats over the phone

yo mamas so poor when I ring the door bell she says "DING"

yo mamas so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a penny on the ground

LMAO

[freelelandchapman]

Yo momma's so dumb at bottom of application where it says Sign Here she put Sagitarius

[sterling4hannah123]

yo mammas so fat when she walks past the tv, your movies over

[iluvVAH]

your mother is so fat when she goes swimming at the beach the whales start singing we are family :)